The PotUS elections

Day 1,840, 15:50 • Published in USA USA • by Hampton H. Hampton

This article is to discuss the SFP’s position on this current PotUS election.

During our party primaries we chose John Jay with John Killah coming in second.

Neither Hannibal nor Inwegen received a single vote. So as the other candidates backed out we decided to endorse no one for PotUS. Why you may ask? We did not feel the need to bend our party values because the elite powers that be chose a Unity candidate. We didn’t really like the whole unity process to begin with.

The unity vote removed the ability for everyone in game to vote. The president was chosen by the few who either visited the forums or slipped in a vote in party primaries. The Unity vote removes our right to vote, which is wrong. We in the SFP stand by what we believe in and do what we feel is right, which means sometimes we do not do as we are told. Well a lot of the time we don’t do what we are told because we don’t ever really do what we are told. We are a free and independent party and will always remain so.

However, thanks to Ajay the cheating sack of crap, we must vote the Unity candidate for the sake of the eUSA that took our right to vote away. How bout that? We have to vote for the people who took away our right to choose who we can vote for, it’s sad, but it has to be done.

Although we do not endorse any candidates, except Ghost of Tom Joad who is there for one really simple really good reason. I could not figure out how to change the endorsement to no one, so I had to choose someone. I honestly hope he win, it would be hilarious.

So unfortunately eAmerican, you HAVE to cast your vote for Inwegen in order to keep eUSA semi-free, you lose your right to chose, but at least we won’t get PTOed.

Stayed tuned for next month when we lose even more rights. Good luck candidates, vote against the PTO and pray Ajays family vacation home is destroyed by a hurricane, it’s bit of an inside joke, but most of you get it.