The New Boss

Day 2,070, 00:36 • Published in Switzerland Canada • by Thedillpickl

A little theme music.


Hi kids!

I had a little time to kill (and that doesn't happen very often) so I'd like to talk about my new avatar. This won't take long, I promise.




Meet Your New Boss


FYI, he drinks only darkside roast coffee in the morning.

We all know this guy. His secretary actually runs things. He spends half of his day screwing things up and the other half attempting to blame the problem on someone else. He's a big shot with a little pistol. Middle management is his 'glass ceiling'. Keep your head down when he passes by and maybe you won't be asked to give him a hand moving a 'few' files. (The 40' truck is ready to unload at Dock B.)




Goodbye Battle Flag

Time to retire Col. Beauregard Jefferson Davis Pickle. It was a fun run that lasted 2 years. I still enjoy Civil War era US history but it is time for something new. I tried the Squirtious Maximus thing but that was a flop. It was meant to mock the SPQR Rome thing in the eUS. I guess some of them are still RP'ing but it is pretty much gone.


The new corporate logo.

So hail to our new flag, ever may it wave.

Look out! Everyone back to work! Here comes District Manager Palpatine.