The most insulting of all....

Day 3,769, 13:49 • Published in India India • by LordRajIndia


Well, thank you to the few vazeys who dared to enter my insult competition! With all the anger and bitterness out there I was expecting a lot more contestants, especially with prizes of gold up for grabs!! I suppose that is a greater insult in itself, but unfortunately I am unable to reward those who read my article and didn't leave their insult behind in the comment section, so congratulations if you are one of the anonymous! xD Sadly, you missed out on the prizes...

Which leads me nicely on to...


THE WINNERS!



I enjoyed the few insults that were entered, but there was one in particular that made me really laugh out loud and so I couldn't help but award it first prize! 😃

1ST PRIZE: thedoctor46

The Insult: "Lordrajindia, kim Kardashian's punani is fresher than your eating hole"
Congratulations! Your prize is: 5 Gold and 2000cc


2ND PRIZE: Bombay bomb

The Insult: "LordRajIndia you behave like a bellend when you are asked to pay your Congress contributions!"
Congratulations! Your prize is: 3 Gold and 1000cc


3RD PRIZE: Uv Ajed

The Insult: "LordRajIndia, your rants remind me of the howling cat."
Congratulations! Your prize is: 2 Gold and 500cc

Now, the meanings to other insults I published in my last article are:

Crooked-nosed knave:
Classless and ridiculous. This actually comes from a defamation suit in England in 1555, where a man named John Bridges claimed that a dude called Warneford had called him this in public. It was clearly a serious insult.

Cox-Comb
A vain, foppish person. The cockscomb on the top of a cock's head is used for mating displays and generally strutting around looking self-important. Not a huge stretch.

Pigeon livere😛
Cowardly. Example: "Oh man, I'm so scared of birds, I can't even go outside if there are too many out there. I guess you could say I'm pigeon-livered. But please don't, I fear pigeons the most."



Thanks again to all those who took part and congratulations to our prize winners. All prizes are donated by myself and contribute as my donation as a Congressman. I do hope this contest achieved it's real purpose of releasing all that anger and aggression in a concentrated area. There is no excuse now for any more hatred and abuse in anyones articles.

Subscribe to keep an eye out for more competitions coming soon you foozlers!!