The extreme relevance of non relevant stuff
Doplerine
So, It seems that Switzerland has been getting a lot of land back. But are we still relevant?(and more importantly, how do we become even MORE relevant)
So the land we got back from Slovenia, sure is usable, but is shit. All we have is fruit. Sure, there's the new resource wars thingy and we have like some wood (not that type of wood, dirty boy/girl) so i say, we nuke some guys. But I hear your guys' arguaments such as "oh, think of all the children" and stuff.
I have thought of the children...and fuck 'em.
We need to become relevant again, and how you may ask?
By reclaiming land and getting more land from our neighbours, nuking them, and, just for the shits and giggles, prance around them, bear naked while chugging seven times the suggested amount of alcohol for knocking out an african elephant.
Sure, we will have some casualties, but trust me, if we want to stay relevant again, we all need to sacrifice a little bit.
Including the children. Im not touching those diapers/nappies.
Comments
where are the tits from the article? 😮 :/
No Hitler no vote
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1. i love your idea
2.unfortunately,we cant exactly shit on a country that has 5x our population plus atleast 25x our fighting power
3. we are getting rid of those resources \o/
nukes my friend. Nukes wll be our saviour.