The Economist ~ Free Houses for UK Citizens
Spite313
Dear friends,
This is an extremely short and to the point article.
There has been some talk about free houses for UK citizens from the government. However like most government promises it is mired in bureaucracy.
After speaking to one of our other remaining active citizens it became apparent the easiest way to give people 'houses' was just to give them money, i.e. 6500cc, and then they can buy a house or whatever else they happen to want to buy. Also some other prat was whining but nobody cares about him.
So if you meet the following criteria, post in the comments and I will give you 6500cc:
1. You have UK citizenship
2. You have at least 2 hard worker medals
Purely because I'm too lazy to keep checking this article for new people, I will do all of the donating at around 9pm UK time on 11 March. Any comments after that won't be responded to.
Iain
Ps. in case it wasn't obvious, only 1 donation per person.
Comments
we work at the cabinet to plan how we gonna make it and then she come just like that with a plan xD
o7, good job
Was literally going to publish our article this afternoon after getting some in stock. Only dif is one HW medal rather than two as a requirement. But no point if you want to do it privately
Sir Humphrey Appleby to Huey George and 2 more people | one hour ago #85801761
'Good afternoon gents o/,
After much productive debate and political skullduggery, we in your happy, active government are proud to kick off the ‘council house’ project - essentially a glorified tax rebate for all those with at least one Hard Worker medal.
If you’re in need of a q1 house to get on the ladder, or could simply use the equivalent in cash, drop me a message. Depending on interest there may be a short wait before I process your claim.
This will be a one off for this term.
Why are houses important?
In addition to boosting your max health and recovery rate for increased impact in battle, houses also provide you with additional ‘work tickets’. This allows you to work and get paid multiple times a day, easily affording you your next Q1 to keep the cycle going.'
You wont need to get any in stock if you can't donate Houses.
If what Spite has done is going to be a one off and the Gov't intends to run the scheme long term - then follow up with your article after Spite's offer runs out at 9.00pm UK time tomorrow. That gets the ball rolling for the future.
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Ah good, a holiday home is just what the doctor ordered. Think I'll buy one up north, so I can enjoy the feeling of superiority and have something to talk about with my friends in the south. Maybe a bit of cultural enrichment in Birmingham.
Birmingham's not north. Bloody southerner 😉
Midlands is bestland
Money for houses? Free gifts?? Count me in!
Sure I will have 5
I missed you
I missed you too AMD 🙂 What is the state of the eUK now, have the makers of this done anything new?
91cc for a q7 over 1000 for work I see prices have gone up.
Nothing really mate. Prices gone up. Activity gone down. Same old same old you just carry on you know
Yeah Aight
Spite sai😛
"So if you meet the following criteria, post in the comments and I will give you 6500cc:
1. You have UK citizenship
2. You have at least 2 hard worker medals"
Checking my profile against these criteria:
1. Yes - been an eUK citizen since 3rd December 2007
2. Yes - I have 81 hard worker medals
However - I do not hold much hope for the promised 6500c arriving.....
Don't be so pessimistic, CC.
Also gib moniez, Spite! 😃
I've been doing giveaways for years and I have never not followed through. What exactly have you done in that time CC? Get over yourself.
hurr hurr - Keers always follows thru 😃
Am euk citizen and have many hard working medals.
v + c
count me in
I don't need your dirty money!
But it's FREE dirty money! 😛
Nothing is free in this world...
Spoken like a true jew!
He actually sent me the money, but I rejected it.
Pangolin
I'll always accept free money. o7
o7
Hey I just saw the article! Gib houses !
Thanks! o7
Sweet, I'll take one if they're going, and timed nicely at the end of the week, ready for the one to come. 🙂
Less informative than normal, but it has bribes, so we like it anyway. 🙂
Thanks, put that towards a lovely Q3 dwelling in Leeds, close to where the Arena Wetherspoon's used to be.
Spite sai😛
"So if you meet the following criteria, post in the comments and I will give you 6500cc:
1. You have UK citizenship
2. You have at least 2 hard worker medals"
Checking my profile against these criteria:
1. Yes - been an eUK citizen since Feb 19, 2009
2. Yes - I have 105 hard worker medals
mighty generous of you...
I'd really appreciate it 🙂 got 4 hw medals, not many in comparison to others but still!
Thank you Spite! 🙂
Done up to here. Might check if there are any more comments tomorrow evening and send a few more.
Many thanks Spite! New housing on the way o7
Bugger I am too Late 🙁
Although Spite was doing a one off, it was supposed to be a gov't run thing long term - so I'm sure something can be arranged.
6 HW medals in 10 years... it's amazing the amount of players that come out the woodwork when free shit is on offer.
to be fair i only rejoined less than a week ago
Bruh.. I am trying to dig out the article where a Brit wrote a fine explanation for new players in detail... any ideas lads?
https://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/UK_Tutorial
No mate.. someone had an article in the game I wanted to translate in Bulgarian, but I couldn't find it. Thanks anyway o7
thanks for the help in the discord
YES
o//
So young players are discriminated, so typical from mr. Iain Keers.
Yes, people that can't be bothered to work for 30 days are not eligible. Your account is two years old... not exactly young.