The Church of Madoka: eJapan's Lost Religion and Our TRUE Savior

Day 2,813, 22:24 • Published in Japan Russia • by shirosakura

EDIT: Participate in the MoCHE's religion poll and write in our benevolent God! Show them that we will not let Madoka's name be forgotten!

After the recent news article that was published regarding religions in eJapan, I was deeply appalled to find that MY religion wasn't covered. On top of the fact that it seems like we're going to have a less than impressive showing tomorrow in the Presidental Election, it's time for me to reintroduce our nation to our lost savior:



In a world besieged by the incarnate form of human's evil and negative energy (and the mosnters who came to earth to harvest it), girls throughout history have risen to the task of protecting humanity from it's own evil and despair. These are the magical girls who have stood in protection of everyone on Earth.







These girls dedicated their lives to protecting humanity, and the price they paid for safeguarding our lives was their own deaths, becoming the very things they fought so hard to defeat. Madoka had a vision. Madoka saw what this rotten system was doing to the protectors of the world, to the lives they inhabited, and to their hope that was eventually consumed by the grief and despair of humanity.

In an effort to save her friends, to save every last magical girl that is and ever was, she scarified human form to alone shoulder the burden of atoning for humanity's sins, ensuring that we would live in a world without despair and that those that fought so hard to protect our peace would rest peacefully after their divine work.





Madoka became the embodiment of hope. She became the goodwill of our planet, the promise of a better tomorrow, and represents the dreams of millions of people who have strived in their lifetimes to bring happiness to the world. She is an awesome, powerful god who continues to watch over our world today.



Few people know of her. But as a devout follower of the Church of Madoka, I will work to spread the gospel all over the world. This is my word.





Also, a final word for those who believe in the *ahem* false deity Haruhi Suzumiya.



ALL HAIL MADOKA! ALL HAIL THE CHURCH OF MADOKA