The 6 Types of Congressional Presentations in a Nutshell

Day 2,587, 18:26 • Published in Czech Republic Czech Republic • by milestailsprower


1.) No presentation



You're too cool and well regarded to need a presentation, just like the basically 50% of people who run for Congress in a less competitive country. Now that we vote for parties and not players, perhaps there's less good in making a presentation, but who said you had to actually link to a real substantiated article?

2.) Your profile description



You decide to draw attention to the fact that you (probably) have not gotten a top fighter medal in the hopes that people will not TL😉R your entire e-Life's work. Either an extremely bold and tenacious strategy, or very lazy one that makes you look credible as long as no one actually clicks on your presentation link 😛

3.) The comedian's approach



You link to a witty image or meme that plays on the base instincts or desires of the people, like patriotism or kittens or women or mutual hatred for an entire e-nation. If you're popular, someone tweets or writes an article about your presentation and everyone has a good laugh. Otherwise, your brimming talent and sharp wit goes tragically unrecognized.

4.) An eRepublik article you just published as your presentation

In the same way that I don't have the wit or attention span to think of a clever picture for this entry*, I didn't read your article either. Try going back to v2 ERepublik.

5.) An external site used to record your eRepublik accomplishments or backstory or your eWiki page


Wow this is outdated

Your hard work and effort is rewarded with a mediocre spot on the Congressional priority list. Try going back to v Nations or something.

6.) A link to plug.dj



You are Patriot of EU. Why is this even a--YOU CAN HAVE A PONY AVATAR!!!
I WANT A DANCING PONY LET ME REGISTER RIGHT AWAY
THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAN EREPUBLIK WOW



BEAUTIFUL

Warm regards,



*I am actually the most clever oh ho ho.