Sup Pakistan

Day 1,051, 16:06 • Published in India Pakistan • by Chisholm

My Dearest Collection of Future Provinces,

Forgive me for calling you by your real name, but that issue will be dealt with very soon. I am here to talk to you about the status of the Cow Loving Militia, currently known as the Indian Military.

I think we can all recall when a mere 2 days ago, you signed an MPP with a newly toxic nation known as Hungary, because you were under the assumption that they, for whatever reason, would protect you from the Peace Machine known as Pakistan. Not only did you think they may protect you, but you need them to protect you. You need it so bad you were willing to give up 200 gold for it.



So here I am today, planning the best way to finalize your conversion to Pakistani territory, when I check the Indian Military Tab. Imagine my surprise when there was in fact, no Hungarian MPP to be seen. I checked the wars section and saw just why this was so. (Hungary invading Croatia)

Well shit, there goes 200 gold down the drain, huh? Nice job planning that one. I can only assume this lack of foresight stems from the protein deficiency you have.

After sharing a hearty belly laugh, and 2 rib eye steaks with my colleagues, I decided to come back online to see how you could've made the situation more embarrassing for yourself. It wasn't long before you delivere😛

~MPP with Canada~



When I saw this I almost spat out my coffee, through a professional gag reflex I was able to hold it in, until I realized that you also paid for both sides of this one. That's when I really lost it, and now have a sticky keyboard. Canada. Seriously, Canada? It's as if you were hand picking the most ineffectual country to waste gold with. Not only did you pick Canada to try and ally, but in fact, the alliance is Tied right now, and has the potential to lose very easily.

You can't even ally Canada.

If I were you, I would be pressing hard for those valuable MPPs in Singapore and maybe even Chile. None at all, and save yourself some cash to put toward your very own Church of Dio in Delhi.

Whatever you decide, pick it quick, as the countdown has already started.