Suck my Pickle

Day 2,565, 08:46 Published in Canada USA by chickensguys

Dear Journal,

Suck my Pickle
Let me start by saying I am officially retired. My soul is dead, I quit. It is gameover for me and that is just fine.

I have no dog in this fight but I would be remiss of me if I choose to say nothing. Speak the truth no matter the cost.

TO BEGIN

Rarely do I encounter such an occasion where complete incompetency can flourish. Usually men of self respecting value are near to stomp out the idiotic machinations of an imbecile. Unfortunately for the world and Canada in particular, it appears that Thedillpickl is going to run for CP for the 2nd time.

Last time he was CP he was literally carried by his cabinet because he was unable to manage his way out of a plastic bag. Thedillpickel ignored all advice and lost the colony in India. He ran France out of the alliance and acted like it was no big deal. He insulted the Americans and nearly cost Canada its sovereignty. He spat in the face of the congressional body and played fast and loose with the money of this country.

TheDillpickel is a joke that won’t die. He is a danger not only to himself(I believe) but certainly to this bloody country. For those of you “intelligent folks” that support his campaign, I want you realize you can’t control an imbecile. Klop can, but even then we are dealing with dying creature. So what do I make of the Dillpickel and Klop alliance? Well it is akin to a dying/emaciated dog biting the barrel of 30-30 Winchester, begging me to pull the trigger. So what are we going to do Canada?

Fire five shots into the belly of this pathetic beast or six.