Spamoiditus

Day 1,103, 06:18 Published in USA Canada by Thedillpickl

Hi kids!

I wasn't planning on another artical this quick. I've got some topics for upcoming specials (don't hold your breath, you'll turn blue & pass out), this however can't wait. So here we go.

Would you buy stuff from this guy?



He's ANNO1'ing me. He keeps sending messages about a product I'm not interested in. It may be a wonderful product, but I'm not in the market. If I were, I'D BE LOOKING FOR HIM, not the other way around. Sheesh. Some nerve, ANNO1'ing me like that.



Nothing personal, if you make your RL living as a tele-marketer. But this is what I think of people who call my phone and assume I'm stupid enough to buy something I don't want from them.



I am intelligent enough to read the Yellow Pages or do a Google Search, for Pete's sake. If I need their product, I'll find them!



And howz about PAYING to have your article Voted & Subscribed. Seems some slick eFuriners have come up with a quick way to get a few gold from people with crappy newspapers. Don't get me wrong, I'm in favor of Capitolism and working game mechanics to an advantage, but this is tacky! (Hey wait, I might... Nah, I'd rather look crappy than actually be crappy.)



There, I've said my piece. What do you think?


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