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Day 2,524, 01:36 • Published in Canada Australia • by Guagature



MAKING BABIES

Dad came home one day in an exceptionally horny mood and took
his wife upstairs for sex.

Just when they were really getting into it, their young son
entered the room and started to cry.

"What's wrong, son?" the father asked. "Why are you crying?"

"You're hurting my mommy," the little boy replied.

"No, no," the father reassured. "I'm not hurting her. We are
making babies."

This seemed to calm the boy, and when he left the room the
couple went back to their business.

The next day the father came home from work and found his son
on the steps, crying.

"What's the matter NOW?" asked Dad.

"It's those babies you were making with Mommy yesterday,"
the boy answered.

"The mailman is upstairs eating them!"