Setting the record straight

Day 656, 08:06 Published in USA USA by Kara Zor El

This article is to clarify recent statements made by me in previous articles. Three weeks ago, I held a contest concerning Ajay Bruno. While most of you knew what I was doing, some of you believed I was an Ajay supporter. That is just not true. Ever since The Dirt On Ajay Bruno was released, I could no longer continue to be on his friends list or subscribed to his rubbish. The contest was designed to be difficult. Anyone can easily insult Ajay. But can you do it creatively within a compliment? Some responses indicate the true spirit of the contest. Not enough of you did. I guess I need more subscribers for a contest like that. According to the rules of the contest, no winner can be declared.

I feel I need to explain myself concerning A Modest Proposal. Nine days ago, I proposed my idea for a eNational Health Care Plan. Anyone with half a brain, should realize I was being facetious. Yet, I received PM's offering me solutions to the problem and alerting me to the various programs in place that already deal with this. I even had to define what facetious meant to one inquiry. Examples of this are within the comments. I must say that the Russian replies were very welcoming.

Let me make this clear to those of you who think I have lost all sense of Federalism. I do not in any way support national health care, whether in eUSA or in RL. The article was my clever attempt to criticize a RL issue by showing the absurdity of it within the confines of eRep. Just look at the picture of Dr. Obama at the top of the article. Sorry to disappoint those of you expecting me to support cannibalizing of babies or newbs.

Here's an amusing pic for your viewing pleasure.