Satire article contest submission

Day 2,569, 06:52 • Published in Canada Canada • by Glue Salad


It is June 2015. Elections have just ended for congress showing the following results.

Clan Wolf 55%
CPF 20%
MDP 19%
IW 6%

No one saw it coming and no one knew what to expect.


May 2015

A new party has formed out of the ashes. Lead by Foxfire and Oinyo, Clan wolf has been reborn with a new goal. To shake things up and revive a bored and dying country these men took the role of a heel, a worm, a monster.

With this new party came a flood of activity. Actively challenging and battling every other party with massive handouts, Wars, Articles, spies, PTO's, Counter PTO's. The activity level of the country had not been this high in years.

People flooded to the new party to take part in the action. Blood boiled, tempers flared and players found themselves logging in through the night just to get their 2 cents in articles and to see what was happening next.

The glory days have returned, but.. It was not meant to last.


June 2015

Clan wolf has just won the elections and holds a majority congress position. The other parties now know that things need to change. Things need to become safe and mundane once again. People need to go back to 2 clicking and having a predictable game with little to no excitement. So a plan was hatched. The parties must PTO Clan wolf and whip them into submission.

July 2015

Party elections day

The MDP,CPF and IW all send over a large portion of their members to the Clan of wolfs to take it over and destroy it. The results are overwhelming and they laugh in their success! We have won! Be gone you troublemakers and lets have another year of monotony.

The crowed cheered and hooted! monotony! monotony! monotony! monotony!

Oinyo,Foxfire and the rest knew they were no longer welcome and that they needed to commit eSuicide.

In their dying breath, the 11 of them looked at the crowd and said in unison.....

Well guys you have won. Now as my final breath I only have one thing to say.

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Here is how to make yummy Avocado Ice cream!

Ingredients
12 ounces avocado, approximately 3 small to medium
1 tablespoon freshly squeezed lemon juice
1 1/2 cups whole milk
1/2 cup sugar
1 cup heavy cream

Directions
Peel and pit the avocados.
Add the avocados, lemon juice, milk, and sugar to a blender and puree.
Transfer the mixture to a medium mixing bowl, add the heavy cream and whisk to combine.
Place the mixture into the refrigerator and chill for approximately 4 to 6 hours.

Remove from the freezer and stir with a spoon until desired consistency is reached.