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Day 2,057, 13:30 Published in Brazil Serbia by OVALNI REBORN
Croatia: A State of Affairs



O unutarnjim poslovima

Uvečer izbornog dana: treća* uzastopna HDS-ova vlada predvođena Kresom_101 je upravo na odlasku; vlast pada u krilo relativnoj nepoznanici i njabu Antolossu (aka needsu).
Na kraju jedna činjenica bi trebala biti zapisana, uokvirena i zakucana na vrata kongresa: HDS je u potpunosti ispunio očekivanja. Tako ljubomorno čuvati svaki uspjeh a posebno poneki neuspjeh od očiju javnosti kredo je svake HDSove vlade do sad. Poučak Proroka Mate LuaLue da je prosječan eHrvat željan igrati igru, pa makar i u formi drame očito nitko nije shavtio ozbiljno. A bilo ih je, i to ih je bilo dosta koji su pisali da se ne mogu dočekati logirati ujutro na erep za vrijeme njegova mandata. Ne zbog krađa, zbog članaka. HDS ostaje vjeran svom autističnom načinu igranja igre, dopuštajući nekolicini da se igra dok ostali umiru od dosade. I to doslovno, e-umiru. Brz pogled na brojke: Hrvatska populacija je blizu pada ispod 4000. (Gofonja njabe prestani spamat po srpskim stranicama, kvariš mi članak!) Čestitke HDS-u. Idući put kad odlučite kandidirati vlastitog kandidata sjetite se i angažirati i hordu dvorskih luda da umjesto ministara vam pišu članke ili jednaku hordu pogrebnika. Svijetla točka je Feynovac, zajedno sa sekretaricom koji je (po meni) ozbiljno shvatio svoj posao i donekle razbio dosadu svojim člancima. Sve pohvale.

*treći, četvrti ili peti, lako je pogriješiti kad se sve zmuti u višemjesečnu dosadu.

Kako se nova vlada bude sastavljala sutra, postat će jasnije koji će smjerom i novi predsjednik. Sudeći po imenima iz kandidature, jedini mogući smjer je dolje: Premijer vodi HNB u permaban, MoFa je nek brodove već potopio. Ekonomski tim? A za koju ekonomiju to? Dajte infominute Lordu Marlocku, beep. MoDa nisam spominjao ali i taj je u međuvremenu pokazao zavidan talent za provokaciju i samouništenje. No ajde, bar na 5 minuta nije bilo dosadno xD

Red je svakom novom predsjedniku poželjeti sreću a ovom će sreća, stisnutom između oportunističkih utvrda HSPa i K13, zaista i trebati.

Jedan drugi igrač na sebe je preuzeo da podsjeti eHrvatsku na funkciju predsjednika kongresa i isto je odradio savršeno. No, ostaje vidjeti kako će se odgovor koji je dobio iz K13 a sam je iz HSPa reflektirati na odnose unutar koalicije koja predsjednika drži na vlasti. (Sudeći prema rezultatima impeacha, bila je to bura u čaši vode - oportunisti na djelu) No Ovalni je svejedno dokazao: Kongres je rupa, duboka i tamna, puna njabova. Da ovalni Chmar predsjeda nad četrdesetak drugih Chmarova poetska je pravda, ako mi dopustite da se obratim xD

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/drugo-obra-anje-predsjednika-kongresa-prodaja-drzavljanstava-2285323/1/20

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/fail-ovalni-krug13-ne-prodaje-csove-nego-ovalni-2286024/1/20


O Ratovima

Nema ratova u eHrvatskoj vrijednih spomena. Koliko je rezignirana eHrvatska populacija slovenski igrači su doživjeli pred nekoliko dana. Trolerski članci nakon izgubljene bitke za Istru i Kvarner su očekivani. Izostanak bilo kakvog odgovora Hrvata na iste nije znak zrelosti hrvatske igračke populacije nego znak rezigniranosti. Da skratim priču: Ratovali sa Indonezijom. Izgubili. Ratovali s Tajlandom. Izgubili. Ratovali sa Slovenijom. Izgubili. Ratovali sa Srbijom. Izgubili. Izgubili. Opet izgubili. Idući? Izgubili od Indije. Skoro će i to.
Možemo i deseterce počet pisat o svojim "pobjedama"


O vanjskim poslovima

Veliko Ništa. Ima puno lipi stvari al van ne smin kazat, e. Hajde Da Šutimo?
Neke glasine u CUBu niko ništa ne zna, krhko je znanje. Ni iduća vlada vjerojatno neće saznat, tako smo konspirativni. Još jedan motto HDSa: Hrvati su ko gljive, drži ih u mraku i hrani ih otpacima. Srećom, odmetnik nije dobio izbore jer bismo Kinu gledali u TWO do kraja tjedna.



O stanju nacije

Nacija ubijena dosadom. Očajnički u potrazi za nekim događanjem. Nekako se nadam da Lipecove "prijetnje" o kolovozu nisu puka sprdancija. Koliko god čudno zvučalo mogla bi nam to biti zadnja prilika da se pronađemo. Ajde Lipec, vrati nam uslugu koju smo ti napravili. Znaš da nas Srbija treba u ovoj igri.



O stanju medija

Vrijedno pretplate:

Seksualno nabijeni opisi ratovanja. Ponekad i dobre analize xD
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/percepcija-jednog-njaba-282364/1

Seksualno nabijeno. Točka.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/knives-and-swords-inc--269244/1


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On Internal Affairs

On the eve of the election day in eCroatia third* consecutive HDS government, this one lead by Kreso_101, is about to step down as power falls in the lap of an unknown and a relative njab Antollos (aka needs).
One fact is to be written down, framed and nailed to the door of the eCroatian Congress: HDS performed as expected. To keep away so jealously from the public eye any success and especially, any failure, is the credo of all HDS governments so far. No lesson learned from Mate Loua Loua the Prophet: an average Joe in eCroatia is thirsty of playing the game for the game it is, even in the form of drama. No, HDS remained faithful to its own autistic view on this game, allowing few of the select to play and the rest to bore themselves into an unpleasant e-death. A quick view on the numbers reveals it: eCroatian populace is about to fall under 4000 mark. Congratulations HDS. Next time you decide to run your candidate (not in a long time, the author hopes) you should also consider hiring a horde of court fools or an an equal sized one of undertakers. The only bright point noticeable by the bored general public in past three months is Feynovac who took his position seriously and provided as much distraction as possible for the aging populace. Kudos to Feyo and to his secretary.

*an easy made mistake here, is it third or fourth or fifth term is irrelevant – it is a few months long blur of boredom.

As the new government takes shape tomorrow, it will be clear which course the new CP is about to take. By the look of the appointed names in the government, only possible course seems to be down. With the appointed PM permaban of HNB is not only to be expected but to be looked forward to. Appointed MoFa? The very picture of the captain leaving ship to sink. Economy team? LoL, please, what economy? Give infominute to Lord Marlock, you fools.

It is in order to wish a good luck to any new CP and this one is going to need it sorely with the government forced upon him from HSP and K13, opportunistic powerhouses of eCroatia.

Another player took upon himself to remind eCroatia of the function of Speaker of the House and did that part well. However, there was some backfire from the K13 party while the speaker himself is from HSP. How will this reflect on future government (K13+HSP) remains to be seen. Ovalni Chmar has well proven his point: The eCroatian Congress is a very dark, deep hole and full of n00bs. To have an Ellipsoid ***hole to preside over three scores of ***holes is kind of poetic justice if you don't mind me saying so.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/drugo-obra-anje-predsjednika-kongresa-prodaja-drzavljanstava-2285323/1/20

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/fail-ovalni-krug13-ne-prodaje-csove-nego-ovalni-2286024/1/20



On Warfare

No warfare in Croatia worthy of a mention. How resigned eCroatian population really is the Slovene public could see for themselves just recently. Trolling articles popping up after beating long time foes are only to be expected. The absence of any response from the foe in comments of those articles or in articles of their own is not. Sometimes silence speaks more louder than an outcry. Long story short: Lose from Indonesia, check. Lose from Thailand, check. Lose from Slovenia, check. Lose from Serbia? Check, check and check. Who is next? Lose from India? To be checked soon, it seems.



On Foreign Affairs

The Big Unknown. HDS stands for Hush-hush-Don't-Say. There are rumors of something called the CUB but no one knows what it really is. No big matter, new government is probably not going to know either. Another HDS credo: eCroats are like mushrooms, just keep 'em in the dark and feed 'em shit. After all, it seems eCroatia is not about to elect the renegade in the ballot, or China would be in TWO by the end of this week.



On State of the Nation

Bored. Resigned. In desperate need of some action. The author hopes Lipec's long time threats about Kolovoz are not just him making fun of eCroatia. Odd as it may seem, it could be the last chance to keep eCroatia in this game. C'mon Lipec, return us the same favor we gave you so long time ago. You know you need us here.



On National Library

Noteworthy newspapers published in eCroatia worth subscribing.

Sexually charged descriptions of warfare now and then. Even the analysis itself is good : )
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/percepcija-jednog-njaba-282364/1

Sexually charged. Period : )
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/knives-and-swords-inc--269244/1