Our Northernly Neighbor, Commie Canada!
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by Stepenart
After reading Israel Steven's article "Neither Brains No Balls," this is my response. INVADE CANADA! If President Rylde wants to make us his natural enemy, I say let him. And then let him taste our nutsacks as we teabag his nation. By the way, at the time of this article, President Rylde is living Portugal-held Saskatchewan. Not sure if by choice, or circumstance, but it's probably not best to add to your troubles when Serbia and Portugal are in your backyard and then insult someone who is five times bigger in population (at the time of writing). Now I would like to take all of Canada, but that might not be possible without further analysis in regards to fighting Serbia and Portugal, so maybe we partition Canada up and go from there. I have already sent our recently-elected President Stevens a message to address this issue. I hope Congress and him will be able to see to the necessary preparations. Be American, be proud! And I wish all Americans a wonderful day!
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Wow, nothing like kicking a neighbor when he is down, you should be able to do well in this game, just learn which egos to suck and be sure to swallow (any self respect) come the time.
If he didn't want to get kicked while he was down, his government shouldn't have made us enemies while they have to fight two other nations at the same time.
maybe he wanted to be noticed, doesn't mean we have to call him names
and if you are into human mountain oysters,maybe keep that to yourself...
Not sure if you read the article, but where did I call President Rylde names? And I never made suggestions about my sexual preferences, so I'm not sure where you get that. Please read the article again and we can continue our lovely discussion.
you refer IS's article where he is called names....
taste nutsack = mountain oysters
what's the problem?
Why would we want to attack Canada? 🙁
America! That's why!