Otyat "The Duck" is a "Nuclear Duck" ...beware eIsrael.....Part 1
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Otyat The Nuclear Duck – “Quack”
Salamu Alaykom, to you all, well this Duck is in pain tonight, and I am not talking about the pain of passing an oversized Duck Egg, , No and it’s not the physical pain that an Aspirin can take away…….I’m talking about the pain of broken Pride, ….I’m talking about the pain of untruths and lies…….I’m talking about the pain you feel when your girlfriend will not order chips (fries) at McDonalds and then eats all yours……..I’m talking REAL PAIN.
You see “I” your most Lovable, Caring, & Kind hearted Arabian Duck, have been accused of doing something really nasty, …. Hold your breath…..I have been accused of dealing in Nuclear Weapons (An illegal Q8 Level Game Weapon) by the nation of eIsrael. in front of no less an audience than eUnited Nations,........... I joke you not, as this video clip will prove
CLICK HERE and "DUCKIE" will roll the Tape...
This Film of course is a fabrication of lies, there is not a single “grain” of truth in it my brothers and sisters, the eIsraelis have simply misinterpret my development work on “Nuclear “Medical” Delivery Systems” and now “brand” me “The Nuclear Duck”.
This outrageous film, has upset both of my girlfriends and my wife was so distressed she overdosed on ice-cream and is currently suffering from the most violent headache ….how dare they, I’m hopping mad at this present moment (If I could fly I would). I am not the “Evil Quack” that eIsraeli establishment make me out to be, for I am just a humble web footed fowl.
I fully understand my responsibilities to the ehuman race and the eIsraelis, … my medical research work into Peaceful Nuclear Weapons and their use in Green Energy Production, here in Saudi Arabia is not to be feared, but should be embraced as you would do with your last “gold” bar.
I am not the Nuclear Duck;......... I am the Duck who Cares.
Note: In my next article (Part 2 of the Nuclear Duck) I shall explain how my “Nuclear” developments, have been totally misinterpret and that it is only by random chance that my medical test launch pads are pointed in the direction of eIsrael.
Also I will show you my production facilities provided my Sponsor “Aramco” who are really into ENERGY...provides the capital budget, for Health & Safety) ........Till then keep smiling.
Regards to you all
Otyat (The Nuclear Duck)….Quack
Comments
won't let us view the video
i all ways love reading your article
ooops on the video....now fixed i think
"Girlfriends", you swore I was the only one for you.
Nice Video 😛
Nice Video x2
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xilarious vidio yiou xav der littel dak xdxd
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just be careful, this is a nice article on the verge of flaming. There is a slight border between humour and flaming, be careful not to pass that border.
thank you
we are proud to have you among us. you are talented and i am very proud of you my friend
نحن فخورين بوجود شخص مثلك بيننا .. انت موهوب بالفعل وانا فخور بك يا صديقي
تحياتي o7
lol
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@shohman, "A flaming duck" ...now that's an idea for a script, leading to a "Roasted duck" Hi do you think they would allow me in eIsrael as Ambassador ...... really!! ...... I read the stuff over there and I struggle to find a bit of humour or even a "line" to cross.....and that is a little bit sad. I can gurantee one thing, they will never have experienced an Arab Ambassador like this little Duck......lol
@Nogin, I swore that ehhhhhh.....Nogin of course you are my "No.1 Bird". I just have comply with local KSA rules and laws, which state that as a "male" Duck, I have to surround myself with at least 5 "Ducketts". It's the "law" ..... just keep the nest warm, I am sure I will soon fall on my own sword soon....lol.
4 is the maximum otyat, get rid of one now.
no one cares, no one cares, keep barking
meow(pussy) 2
otyat's article is more cared about than yours will ever be : D