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Operation Boobie

Day 2,127, 20:53 • Published in Switzerland Canada

• by Thedillpickl

We're gonna take a slow ride or why Slovenia should just hush.

Hi kids!

I was just talkin' some serious stuff wit da Prez, MoD and some other kool katz. I got da idear to mess wit Slove heads. Dis should keep 'em occupide 'till da Swiss flag be wavin' over Ljubljana.

So nice I bought a timeshare for summertime.

The Distraction

Why is there no motorcycle in this one?

The Plan

OK, now that 2/3rds of Slovenia (mostly 14 year old boys) is distracted lets get 'em.

Comments

Thedillpickl Day 2,127, 20:55

A good old fashioned male chauvinist article meant to point the boney finger of contempt at our enemy. 😃

Thedillpickl Day 2,127, 20:58

Oh yeah... I figured since we was getting all serious about the fighting the battle flag needed to be put on. Somehow Darth the office manager didn't seem right for heavy fighting.

Rican Day 2,127, 20:55

strength and pubescence without honor

remi.remi Day 2,128, 16:50

rican this is your best yet

M. de Ruyter Day 2,127, 21:09

I lolled 🙂

skofjaloka Day 2,127, 21:24

I'm 36 and I'm distracted...

Sally Trotter Day 2,127, 23:28

Daaaamn 😮

Cronoss Day 2,128, 03:10

More boobs!

djirtsdew Day 2,128, 03:21

♪ nananana ♪
Great music choice 😉 Seems I already got distracted on the first line before the images. 😛
But since I'm not from TWO I guess that doesn't matter too much.

In any case, good luck with Operation Boobie. 😉

remi.remi Day 2,128, 16:49

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

chris jonadicus Day 2,155, 13:47

great story, and sexy girls?
what more can i ask?

HMMM....maybe a nice beer. maybe.

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