Old Fu-cks in Congress

Day 2,712, 10:52 • Published in USA USA • by Jason the Great


It's that time again to vote for your Congress Members!

The Old Fu-cks Party has been running candidates for some time as guests of other parties. This month,

The Black Sheep Party

has been gracious enough to run, yours truly, for one of their spots.

THANK YOU!



As your Congressman, I promise to fight for what is right for our Country.



I take an oath to uphold the most highest moral standards.



I will research all subjects thoroughly before arriving at a conclusion.

photo: (Jason the Great during WWI)

I'm old, I'm experienced and I'm ornery. I'll do what's right for this Country!



Please Vote for the Black Sheep Party!

A vote for them is a vote for the Old Fu-cks, and a vote for me!