Oh My Canada!
Day 3,038, 09:29
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by Schubacca
Topic Title: Oh My Canada!
Dateline: Day 3,038
In the past few days our neighbor to eUSA's north Canada tried to passed a resolution to declare the United States as their natural enemy. Keep in mind Canada has no MMPs what so ever with any other nations. I may not know who Rylde is but it has to make many of our eUSA citizens to scratch their heads and say "What the hell!" What exactly did eUSA do to piss the Canadians off?
Anyways the resolution vote failed with 12 yes and 13 no votes total. I think the invasion would have been welcomed actually because it would probably end quickly in less than an hour in a standoff. Oh my Canada you have much to learn and still a great party above in a loft room.
If they were going to invade I predict it would go this way:
This is my take on Canada and whoever their god is please bless them gratefully to send them off to find the Wizard of Oz. Canada needs help!!!!!
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Shouldn't someone sing eCanada praises, without there vote, what would there be to right about?
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Rylde is like the exact opposite of Trudeau.
I'm wondering how much Canada is influenced by e-Serbia someone knows it ?
I still say we invade Canada!
would be a real wrong move. So they'd automatically team up with the Serbians.
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Why would eSerbia move in? I know eSerbia and ePortugal have occupied several regions of Canada, so I can't imagine eCanada being on friendly terms with them. Especially when their president has a tendency to run his mouth. The map shows eCanada's allies as eLithuania and the eNetherlands. I'm not saying we take eSerbia's portion as well. Maybe split eCanada like how Stalin and Hitler partition Poland. If we can't muster the force to do it, or do it without starting a war between eSerbia and eUSA, then I could understand it being a bad idea.