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My fellow eAustralians,

The day we throw off the oppressive regime of eIndonesia and burn down their remaining hopes and dreams to visit the Bunny’s resorts, has dawned. As the sun rises in the east eAmerican choppers were gunning down the bots in their rice fields.



While the playboy Sam Cougar’s one-man army in the Northern Territory was distracting them, the nukes planted by EDEN exploded across the whole country. As the remaining Indonesian defenders crawled out from the ruined bases, a brief broadcast was sent to all True Blue Patriots: We have returned! eAustralians rose up and toppled indo tanks, burnt rice puddings and changed their underwear.


Mack having a hot bath

After waiting our time to strike, we have emerged with the full support of our allies to take back what is rightfully ours from the Northern Australian Protectorate (NAP) Rebels.


Infin's coat of arms

Us eAustralian battlers, our history is the struggle to survive against immoral and cheating nations, we have fought against repeative PTOs, have suffered invasions and have wiped out for the second time in our history. We have a message to give eIndonesia we will never give up and we will never have peace with eIndonesia while they seek to take what is rightfully ours.


Sir_C0nstant hurling Arthur Cole's body from Western Australia

I would like to thank our allies and friends for helping us in our dire need to battle the biggest cheaters in the game. I have also decided to give you our thanks in my role as Minister of Porn in Australia. Samples were taken from prisoners’ cameras.





And not to disappoint, some locals decided to get together and have some fun (sadly Larni was unavailable due to a new bot smashing diet craze had left her in hospital).











My thanks as Prime Minister are that you may now consider the Australian armed forces forever as a thorn in Phoenix’s side. We will bleed to death this alliance, by constantly fighting until the rivers run red.


EV having a nice meal


So to all my fellow Australians, lets give them hell on earth! CHARGE! Australia will Prevail!

AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE!



P.S. I am unable to publish via the PR newspaper due to the fact the newspaper is located in eNew Zealand and can't be relocated to Australia until a region is retaken. I also can't do it in my own personal newspaper for similiar regions. Admin fail with that change...

P.S.S. To the person who edited my article not funny...and its now a criminal offence to touch anything published by the Prime Minister.