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My Confession

Day 3,782, 13:30 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Thedillpickl

Hi Kids!

I'm not who I appear to be. I've totally mislead you all these years. I've stolen many times as your Country President. Honestly, I didn't think it was that big of a deal to take the little toiletry items from my government bathroom. The housekeeper replaced them every day and said nothing.

However the honor bar thing wasn't me, ED cleaned it out while I was not in the room.

Also, I confess, I work for foreign scums.

Comments

Mann551 Day 3,782, 13:40

This is a big scandal worthy of being investigated more! How far does the corruption go! Canadians tax dollars being used frivolously to buy soap for our leaders!

Everyone knows soap is only useful for 1 thing, and it isn't cleaning...

Eduard Douwes Dekker Day 3,782, 13:50

Shame on you!!!

Ardikus V2 Day 3,782, 14:17

I KNEW IT!

Exalted Druid Day 3,782, 14:25

Next thing you know, you will be telling us you are a real life American and even worse, a Trump supporter.

Thedillpickl Day 3,782, 16:31

How did you know?

Actually I voted for someone else in the republican primary but had to vote for Trump in the general election. I agree with some things but now I'm questioning stuff like tariffs. Crap, even eRep teaches us that tariffs seldom work the way you think. Also (for you old farts), "only Nixon can go to China".
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/only_Nixon_could_go_to_China

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 3,782, 17:31

That's all?

Did you know before I got into office the comfy chair at the PM Desk was actually a Skull Throne.

It's is in MDP HQ now where it really belongs.