Loads of boring drivel and then FREE FOOD AND WEAPONS FOR AUSSIES!

Day 2,829, 21:00 • Published in Australia Australia • by Mongoosier

Well hello, my friends – and hope you’ve all been well in my lengthy absence.

I took a good, long break from this game for a few reasons but mostly, if anyone cares:

1. RL getting ridiculously busy

2. Having bitten off way more than I could comfortably chew in game

3. Frustration at the way that every simple discussion would escalate into pointless and petulant name calling at the drop of a hat without anything ever actually getting sorted

So off I went. Apologies to everyone that had to take over my stuff at short notice – especially J Seemore at Finance and Guag at the JDS, and whomever was CP at the time – probably Henry and then RD.

That might be wrong and I might be missing people – I don’t know because I wasn’t here – but if I am then sorry to you too.

Anyway, situation 1 has now resolved itself and situation 2 was resolved by the simple method of just running away from it all like a Monty Python knight – so that’s all good.



Situation 3 – hell, it’s the internet, it’s not like that’s ever going to change so might as well just get over it.

Anyways, I’m not here just to ramble pointlessly about this and that – I do actually have a reason in being here.

Recently I started lurking around eAustralia again but I was caught hovering in the shadows by my dear friend, current Big Dick and all round fine fish, JT.

With a maniacal, power crazed grin on his face, and with several of his henchfish covering me with automatic weapons, he politely invited me to play a minor role in this great nation once more.



(Artist's impression)

I found it hard to refuse – and, although he kindly gave me a second option of a shallow grave round the back of the Presidential Palace, I felt I didn’t need to consider things too deeply.

So here we are. But today, my own craven capitulation to authority figures is your monetary gain I’m happy to say because this article is about to morph into…

A FREE FOOD AND WEAPON DROP!

Simple rules… If you are...

a) An Australian citizen, and
b) Under level 40 currently, and
c) Want some free food and weapons

Then just leave a comment here (something like: “F*** off Mongoosier – we didn’t ask you to come back” will do nicely) and receive:

200 Q3 food and 10 Q7 tanks.


Myself and our fearless leader will cover the costs of this (I think) and hopefully it will allow the military machine that is Australia (and for once that doesn’t actually sound like a joke when I say it) to keep rolling on for a little while longer.

I'm sorry my Spanish runs out after como estas? and gracias, so I'm not the man to translate this into our second language. However, I did use the notoriously reliable Google Translate on the phrase, 'free food and weapon drop' and got this:

Comida gratis y soltar arma

which I think has people dropping their own weapons rather than having me drop them to them. But hey - you get the gist.

Thanks all – speak to you soon, unless I run away again.
Mongoosier