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Kitten Rescue, part 1

Day 1,988, 19:02 • Published in USA USA

• by fingerguns

Frost threatens suicide

WHAT WILL HAPPEN????

Read PART 2 to find out!!!!

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fingerguns Day 1,988, 19:02

*whispers*

frooooost

GhostStrayDog Day 1,990, 08:57

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Paul Proteus Day 1,988, 19:05

*cue dramatic music*

Duncan Crowe Day 1,988, 19:06

*cue Paul cueing dramatic music*

voted

Arrden Day 1,988, 19:07

I see you stabbing a kitten with a Fed Party needle. Then that cat vomited horribly, and then finally blew his own brains out with a pistol. You sure know how to make a mess FG.

crashthompson. Day 1,988, 19:08

Awesome

Poor kitty.....

Derphoof Day 1,988, 19:14

So many feels...

Pfeiffer. Day 1,988, 19:14

Pandering to his ego is what he wants, so this might work.

fingerguns Day 1,988, 19:17

It's what all you guys want.

Pfeiffer. Day 1,988, 19:22

I just want a nice MLT

mutton, lettuce, tomato sandwich

where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.

Cubby Day 1,988, 19:18

Kinda made me sad... that pixels were wasted on this.

fingerguns Day 1,988, 19:19

Don't be so hard on yourself. It wasn't the WORST comment.

Thedillpickl Day 1,988, 19:27

I shall have the title for worst comment. ty

Thedillpickl Day 1,988, 19:26

The FG pic at the top is strangely alluring.

It screams "SPIT OR SWALLOW! SPIT OR SWALLOW!".
Ignore me, I'm in an odd frame of mind tonight.

Lansizzle Day 1,988, 19:27

That might be the single greatest comic strip that I have ever read. Ever.

Dogpyle Day 1,988, 20:56

Voted.

Hoping for zombie kittehs next article.

cLaw eagLe Day 1,989, 07:22

Ohhh Noooo ! :'(

Mary Chan Day 1,989, 07:25

Does the kitten take positive human blood? I would donate my O+ blood to help save lives, but I'm not eligible to donate my blood due to the weight requirement. I guess you can bleed me dizzy to help save him...

Tyler Bubblar Day 1,989, 11:24

Save the Kitteh!! http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/save-the-kitteh--2253928/1/20

Don Begovic Day 1,989, 12:23

s/v

Hampton H. Hampton Day 1,989, 14:30

Here's to hoping FG follows the kitties lead.

Vexing Chaos Day 1,989, 14:45

Just keep buying those votes....

fingerguns Day 1,989, 14:50

You got it! As long as you keep leaving comments about it, I'll keep doing it. Anything for you, buddy.

Vexing Chaos Day 1,989, 14:51

SMDH

Animis Day 1,989, 18:06

Love the professional graphics 🙂 j/k

The Kitty will survive with such a good nurse

I see a few are SOOOOOO jelly

The Original Hawkie Day 1,990, 00:41

Player returns... people suck his dick... player doesn't think he's getting his dick sucked enough... player uses suicide to get attention... player gets dick sucked more.

Seriously.

Synesi Day 1,990, 01:22

I love you Hawkie.

fingerguns Day 1,990, 05:50

Or what actually happened- player returns... isn't interested in being told what to do... player looks to have a good time... player works with other players to come up with a fun narrative... bruised egos start going on the attack when they realize it wasn't a legit ragequit.

Seriously.

The Original Hawkie Day 1,990, 07:28

I'm amused you think his satirization of suicide bruised my ego. If anything, I'm disappointed he didn't actually quit after having posted that negative piece.

fingerguns Day 1,990, 07:31

Wasn't talking about you, re: bruised ego.

And why would you want him to quit? F*cking stuff up will be much more fun.

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