Kelstein's Guide to the eWorld (2633-2639)
Kelstein
Hello eUK and erepublikans to the new edition of Kelstein’s Guide to the eWorld covering the events of the last week in the eWorld.
Before we start, I want to give all my regards to Jaca23 , from Hungary, for all the effort that he made in translating my last number of the Guide – please vote and endorse him!
So this week is more like Roadie’s Guide with Kelstein’s help due to a small break from erep! – So as in last edition all the endorse proceedings go to Roadie(x2).
Relax, take your towel and enjoy the guide throughout the events of the days 2633-2639 of the eWorld. (Last updates are made at 12:58 erep time – 2639 erep day).
Banana Alliance
This week saw the fructification of a wild dream of every erepublik citizen that still considers this game a place to have fun: UK together with Cyprus announced the BANANA Alliance!
After not even a week into existence Banana Alliance became the biggest alliance in the game (in number of members). Countries that joined the all mighty alliance of Banana! Are (in no special banana order!): Ukraine (2633), India (2633), Ireland (2633), Malaysia (2633), Bosnia (2633), Paraguay (2633), Bolivia (2633), Cyprus (2633), Nigeria (2635 after rejecting it in 2633) and finally Cuba (2633) + Venezuela (2639), Chile (2639!)
Day 2639 was an important day for Banana Alliance! - they were waiting for the new members to accept invitations (Why would you reject such an invitation I have no idea!?!)
Countries that rejected embracing the banana with both hands are: Albania, Armenia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, Bulgaria, Croatia, Denmark, Egypt, France, Germany, Hungary, Indonesia, Italy, Japan, Mexico, Netherlands, North Korea, Pakistan, Poland, FYROM (Rep of Macedonia), South Africa, Spain, Turkey, UAE, Uruguay.
Paraguay seems to already want to leave! (Why?!?)
Some info about the Banana Alliance:
Charter of the new alliance here: Charter of Banana Alliance
Supreme Banana Commander: WayneKerr
Official Newspaper: Ministry of Glorious Praise
And HQ location….the capital of British Pakistan Birmingham! *(You could have chosen a better location...like Devon..hehe!)
*If you don’t get the reference google citizen Khan
1.Empire of Serbia
Day 2633 - All quiet in Serbia, RW won in Asturias vs Spain and RW lost in Auvergne vs France. Later on Serbia set Campaign of the Day on Nunavut (Iran vs FYROM)
Day 2634 - Nothing happening in Serbia, everyone preoccupied with the elections, except for the peace proposal that came from Italy (20-0)
Day 2635 - Last battle before peace with Italy, won by Serbia 99-0 in Campania.
New President Electe
😛elminjo from Only Serbia Party (43.06% 960 votes)
Day 2637 - Serbia is Boooooring! Only some drain RW , all secured by Serbia
Day 2638 – Serbia is facing an interesting situation with
Day 2639 - Troll NE on Croatia (or is it?) not going to pass
Bonuses:
- Foo
😛100 %
- Weapons: 100 %
- Houses: 100 %
Natural Enemy:
Natural Enemy of:
AS funds: Foo
😛79 % & Currency: 100 %
2.Croatia
Day 2633 - Another day full of battles for Croatia, with 7 RW focused on Montenegrin Coast vs Montenegro 69-41 after the score was 25-41; and Shandong vs China (69-41)
Day 2634 – Ser FartsAlot proposed Croatia too to join Banana Alliance, seems that no one wants to be anywhere near him
🙂; (Results 14-27)
A peace proposal was signed with South Africa and Iran was set as NE; Croatia is returning Brazil’s core regions, seems that the war is over.
Later that day Ser FartsAlot spammed Croatia with another proposal, this time was a Peace Offer, asking 1435 gold in the name of Great Britain. Result was the one expected, law was rejected by 0-27
Day 2635 - Nothing unusual on the battlefield, some RW 1 in China, 1 in Montenegro (both won by Croatia) and 1 in South Africa returned.
A new minimum wage was proposed, from 15 to 5. (Passed with: 27-17)
New President Electe
😛Mr.Kovacic from Anonymous Party (44.21% 340 votes)
Day 2636 - FYROM proposed a MPP that was rejected (10-32), it seems that Croatia un-friended FYROM
🙂
Iran attacked Alberta, huge amount of damage and co wasted, Croatia managed to win the battle with 96-72.
Day 2637 - Very bad day for Croatia, lost 2 regions in Canada and the third coming soon ( Saskatchewan 55-0 ) , lost the direct attack on Iran ( 36-95) Montenegro, India and UK managed to reclaim 1 region each due Croatia’s try keep Shandong from China (31-49 for China).
Day 2638 - Croatia lost their empire status, this time for more than 5 minutes.
Day 2639 - It seems that Croatia is giving/ignoring some of the RWs around their territories - does anyone knows why? (a satisfactory answer will be rewarded with 25q7)
Bonuses:
- Foo
😛70 %
- Weapons: 100 %
- Houses: 10 %
Natural Enemy: Iran
Natural Enemy of: Iran
AS funds: Foo
😛71 % & Currency: 56 %
3.Romania
Day 2633 - Romania set NE on Belarus and attacked Homelskaya in the Romanians mission to have all 100% bonuses.
Update - In Romania a random guy named Roadie42 got his first and second BH medals with only 743 strength and some bazookas
🙂
Day 2634 - Romania reached an agreement with Belarus, four regions are to be rented. Romania will have 100% Weapons 100% Houses 80% Food, official document here .
Day 2635 - New President Electe
😛FreeGigi from The Matza Party (49.45% 634 votes)
Day 2637 - Last couple of days Romania was all about swapping regions with Ukraine and Belarus; A peace proposal was accepted, ending TW with Bulgaria
Day 2639 - The morning saw the borders of Romania being ambushed by all their prodigal sons and daughters who re-discovered their love for the country when the new bonuses were introduced by Pluto - coincidence? I think not!
Bonuses:
- Foo
😛80 %
- Weapons: 100 %
- Houses: 100 %
Natural Enemy:
Natural Enemy of:
AS funds: Foo
😛0 % & Currency: 100 %
4. Chile
Day 2633 - Campaign of the Day in Argentina vs Chile (Cuyo) won by Chile with 46-94, Chile returned North West States to Nigeria.
Day 2634 - Chile also received a friend request from Banana Alliance, (Not passed 18 Yes - 12 NO.)
It seems that Chile and Argentina are at peace, at least for one day until the new CP will come. Chile is returning Cuyo (0-99) and losing initiative in Patagonia vs Argentina (0-99).
Day 2635 - The usual Ping-Pong from the last days with Argentina attacking Zona Sur ( 58-94) won by Chile
New President Electe
😛Dague Is Near from Partido Nacional Republicano (61.47% 434 votes)
Day 2636 - Drain RW in Auckland vs New Zealand ( 30-94) and North East States vs Nigeria ( 52-9
😎both secured by Chile.
Day 2637 - Chile attacked Cuyo (0-19)
Day 2638 – My favorite Alliance in the world – Banana is inviting Chile again!
Day 2639 - Chile is fighting Argentina in South States (won) - where there was also an epic battle just after DC if you ask me that was an easy 500pp to start the new weekly challenge
Chile has joined BANANA Alliance!! Taking BANANA Alliance on a similar level of damage with Pacifica!
Bonuses:
- Foo
😛80 %
- Weapons: 100 %
- Houses: 0 %
Natural Enemy: Argentina
Natural Enemy of: Argentina
AS funds: Foo
😛15 % & Currency: 100 %
5. Argentina
Day 2633 - After being conquered by Chile in the last couple of weeks, two important MU in Argentina, SUR and Yagurete decided to merge for better distribution of damage and better coordination. You can read more Here(http://www.erepublik.com/ro/article/megafusion-yaguarete-sur-2494234/1/20)
Chile seems to be broke the silent agreement with Argentina and took by force Cuyo (94-46)
Day 2634 - Argentina repelled the attack on Patagonia and won RW in Cuyo, all they’re regions are back safe.
Day 2635 - New President Electe
😛ddellacqua from Bloque Socialista (61.47% 434 votes)
Day 2636 - Only the Zona Sur battle, all eyes focused on Iran.
Day 2639 -
Bonuses:
- Foo
😛20 %
- Weapons: 60 %
- Houses: 20 %
Natural Enemy: Chile
Natural Enemy of: Chile
AS funds: Foo
😛2 % & Currency: 100 %
6.Turkey
Day 2633 - Wars with Georgia in Abkhazia and Iran in Sistan & Baluchistan both won by Turkey.
Day ended with Peace Proposal from Georgia (8-0) and Rejected MPP from Argentina (13-1
😎
Day 2634 - The usual boring wars, won against RW in Punjab 5-83 and conquered Sindh 97-2 versus Pakistan, conquered Sistan and Baluchistan against Iran (97-13). Turkey rejected the Banana Alliance
Day 2635- Started with another attack on Iran, Syunik (lost 34-94) was the last one since the peace proposal with Iran was signed successfully.
Election result : Hacoguz from Buyuk Turkiye Partisi (66.19% 550 votes)
Day 2636/2637 - Won 2 RW vs Georgia and China and returned 2 regions back to Pakistan ( Punjab and Sindh )
Day 2639 – Turkey is enjoying their nice bonuses.
Bonuses:
- Foo
😛100 %
- Weapons: 100 %
- Houses: 70 %
Natural Enemy:
Natural Enemy of:
AS funds: Foo
😛65 % & Currency: 100 %
7. Iran
Day 2633 - Iran started the airstrike on FYROM with the motto “Make it Epic” and CO under 70%, after 2 rounds the score was 44-0 with lots of help from Asteria and Poland; Serbia, Greece and Slovenia with COD set on Iran’s airstrike.
Battle ended with the score 97 - 0
Day 2634 - Day 2 started with the second attack from Iran vs FYROM in Quebec, won by Iran score 99 - 0 and with a new law of NE on Croatia 29 - 1 passed.
Third attack went on Northwest Territories, won without any problems by Iran and allies (99-0).
Day 2635 - Iran attacked Alberta vs Croatia, first round was all about epic rounds, huge amount of damage and CC in CO’s. Quite a hard battle, at some point score was 52-50 for Iran (ss), by the end of the battle they had to quit and regroup, losing with 76 - 96.
Election result : mohammadh77 from Democratic Liberal Party (45.60% 88 votes)
Day 2636/2637 - Northwest Territories was attack by Croatia, and with one RW already started in Iran, they managed to held Croatia’s assault, winning with 95 - 36.
Also Iran had a nice article thanking their allies
Bonuses:
- Foo
😛80 %
- Weapons: 70 %
- Houses: 20 %
Natural Enemy: Croatia
Natural Enemy of:
AS funds: Foo
😛1 % & Currency: 14 %
8. Hungary
Day 2633 - This day Hungary could enter history, they were proposed to enter Banana Alliance, fulfilling to some of their citizens the dream to become Banana farmers. Discussion of replacing the national goulash dish with banana goulash are already taking place on the streets of Budapest. Vote so far is 10-13 in favour of keeping traditional goulash. (not passed) (http://www.erepublik.com/ro/main/law/Hungary/155036)
Day 2633 - Another week, another Trade Embargo set on Romania, seems that Hungarians want to keep me away from publishing in their country (15 gold for an article? That's Banana!)
Day 2634 - Resistance War lost vs Germany in Schleswig-Holstein and Hamburg 43-1 and won in Galicia and Lodomeria vs Ukraine 68-0
Day 2635 - Election result : AzurefaIcon from Magyar Hazafiak Partja (56.90% 759 votes)
Something unusual happened, 2 candidates had almost the same name: AzurefaIcon and Azurefalcon
🙂
Day 2637 - New NE set on Austria, other than this nothing out of the ordinary.
Day 2639 – Rejecting Banana again also you could reah here a fresh article from Hungarian mofa
Bonuses:
- Foo
😛100 %
- Weapons: 100 %
- Houses: 100 %
Natural Enemy: Austria
Natural Enemy of:
AS funds: Foo
😛100 % & Currency: 100 %
9. Brazil
Day 2633 - Brazil managed to get back on the map by winning in Southeast of Brazil 99-0 vs Croatia; and started another RW in Parana & Santa Catarina (19 - 0 )
Day 2634 - Brazil voted as NE Croatia
Day 2635 - Brazil got back all of their cores, Croatia no longer having business in South America.
Election result : Sir Greg from ARENA Party (45.74% 231 votes)
Day 2636/2637 - MPP rejected with Peru due president not there to vote, all Brazilians took weekend off and went to celebrate having back all regions.
Bonuses:
- Foo
😛20 %
- Weapons: 80 %
- Houses: 20 %
Natural Enemy:
Natural Enemy of:
AS funds: Foo
😛2 % & Currency: 100 %
10. Other Countries
FYROM got banned from North America thanks to Iran’s initiative to clean the invaders.
China is AFK (even Plato had to give a hand to help them in resource wars!)
USA does not need any more democracy spreading wars - they have everything at home now!
Newspaper & Articles:
This week recommendations:
Global Population Report - a nice article about the population of eWorld (from Greece)
Permanent recommendation:
B-Labs World Stats made by elbandido (he usually publishes them on Tuesday).
that’s all for this week, any feedback/suggestions/corrections are appreciated and will be taken into consideration - you can send it to me by PM or just a simple comment (please try to make it in English/Romanian).
Comments
o7, first?
o7
I'll make sure you get a proper banana as your reward today.
Day 2639 - It seems that Croatia is giving/ignoring some of the RWs around their territories - does anyone knows why? (a satisfactory answer will be rewarded with 25q7)
First Indian regions are not Croatian regions, they are just holding them and then We will always ***** give those regions to them any time they want, Cro n India are not enemies 😒
You got the idea what I meant by "their territories" 🙂
Congrats on the first and second BH
o7
googling citizen Khan...
Its one of the beat shows I have ever watched. 🙂
chiar interesant.. devine si presa mai buna cu astfel de articole / very interesting .. the romanian and all over the globe press, becomes better and better with such articles.
o7 - respect to this writer and article!
o7
o7
Excellent. I only have one question 😒
Who the beep is Cyrus?
Miley!
I'm as lost as I was 5 min. ago 😁)
o7
o7
bravo 😃
O7
Good job - most comprehensive!
Bananas rock; it goes to prove the game is supposed to be fun !
Bun articol!
Good stuff, as usual.
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o42
I like how the banana SG`s name is Wanker.
Excellent!
Good job again!
Very good!
v
voted.
usa have all the bonus
im from chile,we have only 5 regions, but uruguay only 1 fish, Usa how many regions starts? this only helps usa
and the link between this comment and my article is...?
they have everything at home now!
citizen khan ? - what? never seen or heard of it -what has it got to do with Devon?
oh well citizen khan is on bbc - and devon..is as good as Birmingham for the capital of the alliance 🙂 (maybe not the best joke ..😛)
Devon would be a very good choice as it's where I live 🙂
Lazocracy Occupied South Africa rejected Banana Alliance. South Africa was all for it, both times. Bananas bunch together.
Good to know 🙂 thanks for info
Your antipathy towards Hungary is very touchy
I have no antipathy based on countries 🙂 - but I would be curious what made you believe that?