Karma, Zen-ul si Feng Shui-ul

Day 2,173, 13:15 • Published in Romania Romania • by Alina V
nce upon a time, in a former great Empire looking for a new shape, lived a small but very old community. Each member was special in his or her own way: some were intelligent warriors, others - great teachers, some kept records for the new generations; they knew the hidden ways of a functional economy and the secrets of the vaults. There was one thing all had in common: They used the power of the brain to create beautiful and useful things.



They were present and active since the early days and saw the ups and downs of the New World, survived more successful PTO attempts than eSouth Africa. Many dragons, wild beasts and sometimes the occasional kite tried to push them off the eHistory page… but all the enemies had to go back to the dark places they came from.



Life was beautiful and quiet until, one day… One eDay, the streets of the peaceful village were filled with evil creatures moving around. Well, everybody knew it was Halloween and started to carve pumpkins and dress up funny.


But in the small community they knew what the zombies wante😛

Of course, they wanted BRAINS!!!


msriasu immediately gathered the leaders for guidance in this time of great danger:


and the first ideas started to emerge:


▬ Use the universal solution to all problems: praz! (leek or Allium ampeloprasum)

“Leek brings happiness, endless money, countless women, makes you forever young… leek can fulfill all your desires.”


▬ Nuke’em!


▬ Retreat to holy ground and make them believe BRAIN does not exist.
If that does not work, just get married!


▬ Let's be nice and polite!


▬ Run to ePakistan, put on burkas!


Some went to the shower

some turned to stone some displayed other juicy possessions to keep the mindless freaks away from the brains, but in the end they all gathered on the terrace to chant the spell...

I wish I could tell you the rest of the story, but the zombies are at the gates…

[to be continued...?]

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