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by Damian Gaby
Top 10 things you didn't know about the Winner takes it all competition:
1. The new tanks aren't just redish-pink, but quite fluffy as well.
2. For a few good years everybody is waiting for Plato to introduce Q8 Tanks and annoy us all. Well, he did something else... He put in a new tank that you can't even fight cause you need other real tanks in storage.
3. And the winner that takes it all is... Plato, of course.
4. There were so many packs and stashes this week that there should be an option where you can buy them all at once to save time.
5. The new tanks are already being sold by smugglers for 3 dollars on the black market.
6. Over half of the players that have the new tank skin have hemorrhoid problems because of too much sitting down at their computer to play eRepublik.
7. Epic battles have become so epic that players can't even be bothered to join them. "It's too crowded" said a Division 4 player "and I don't want to scratch my new pink tank - it's too fluffy you know"
8. More an more players believe that "Red Baron" is a whiskey brand.
9. The new tanks are already being recalled due to issues with brakes. Stereo's work well though.
10. For the next event the rumor is that Plato will give those who do 40.000 points bumper stickers for their new tank.
Original article here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/top-10-lucruri-pe-care-nu-le-tiai-despre-winner-takes-it-all-2547678/1/20 - translated and adapted from Romanian.
1. The new tanks aren't just redish-pink, but quite fluffy as well.
2. For a few good years everybody is waiting for Plato to introduce Q8 Tanks and annoy us all. Well, he did something else... He put in a new tank that you can't even fight cause you need other real tanks in storage.
3. And the winner that takes it all is... Plato, of course.
4. There were so many packs and stashes this week that there should be an option where you can buy them all at once to save time.
5. The new tanks are already being sold by smugglers for 3 dollars on the black market.
6. Over half of the players that have the new tank skin have hemorrhoid problems because of too much sitting down at their computer to play eRepublik.
7. Epic battles have become so epic that players can't even be bothered to join them. "It's too crowded" said a Division 4 player "and I don't want to scratch my new pink tank - it's too fluffy you know"
8. More an more players believe that "Red Baron" is a whiskey brand.
9. The new tanks are already being recalled due to issues with brakes. Stereo's work well though.
10. For the next event the rumor is that Plato will give those who do 40.000 points bumper stickers for their new tank.
Original article here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/top-10-lucruri-pe-care-nu-le-tiai-despre-winner-takes-it-all-2547678/1/20 - translated and adapted from Romanian.
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"6. Over half of the players that have the new tank skin have hemorrhoid problems because of too much sitting down at their computer to play eRepublik."
Hemorrhoids and a big butt, so... if the butt is big, hemorrhoids also will be big. lol