In Response to baby groot's trash

Day 4,196, 03:51 • Published in USA USA • by Ihsan the Magnificent

Let me begin by introducing myself. My name is Ihsan and I have been living in eUSA for years now. I have reached legend in USA even though I am not originally from USA. I could have done it in my own country but at that point I felt like I am an USA citizen too and I wanted to do it here as a small token of gratitude. I am neither magnificent nor American hero of any some sort but I am a very honest and direct person. I am basically on work train fight for a quite a while but I have some friends here that they basically keep me stay.

I am never a kind of person that creates articles and have fun with the newspaper system in the game. In fact, the last article that I created was more than 500 days ago and it was solely to finish the annoying series of newspaper quests. However, today I feel like I had to create one just to show how troubled and unhealthy the baby groot is. So let's begin by reviewing facts:

1) In that air battle I started fighting in the second minute of the battle and then pug johnson came very much after. Since when starting hitting this early is called "sniping". I think baby groot is very much confused of his last minute failure of snipes and turning the wall every single time.
In addition, as you can clearly see, the screenshot is intentionally taken 15th min of the battle which is hilarious and kind of sad really. Let's look at how the battle ended.

https://snag.gy/Oa4wHq.jpg
Oh look not only I haven't hit a single more time but also I haven't even got the medal. (Guess I am the one who is being sniped right?) Thats because I was just using my leftover stingers at the start of the battle before they expire at the end of the day. Now keep that in mind how delusional, how troubled this baby groot kid is and should be removed from the game. However, I am not quite finished yet bear with me a little longer.

2) Baby Groot is the definition of an immature crybaby too. This kid thinks he can do 50m damage in 5 or even 6 different USA battles at the same time and expects medal from ALL OF THEM. Now I am not going to tell how greedy and stupid that is because there are other young people who need money and gold way more than this medalwhore. He actually thinks every battle is his some sort of birth right to him we should all give him the medal. Otherwise, he messages this person with severe threats and insults and tell him that he will steal all of your medals. Ohh look at the irony of a sickly troubled kid defending the right of someone...

3) Baby Groot has also no honor or spine. He will keep swearing you for weeks without stopping, he will slander you, he will lie about almost anything... Do not believe anything he says and report and unfriend him immediately if you want to keep your sanity levels high. I know that he has been punished a couple of times but I am amazed how this kid isn't banned yet. I thought protecting the decency and removing the toxicity is your job to do so... Hello mods?

Therefore, Baby Groot is the definition of a lying, immature, delusional sack of shit that should be permabanned from the game immediately for the sake of humanity and USA. I all ask you kindly to deliver this message and do what is necessary.

Thanks for reading my article and bothering with me this long. I will probably never post one again.

Ihsan the Magnificent