I have returned apparently o/

Day 2,716, 00:40 • Published in Japan Japan • by William of Edenbury


Ladies and gentlemen, boys and lolis, you have my permission to rejoice, for I have returned!

Not only am I back, I am even more fabulous than before!

"Is that even possible?" you may ask.

Well you can calm that sweet, sweet ass... Mmmm... What was I saying? Ah Yes! I am even more fabulous than before because I can now regale you with tales of my (drunken) exploits in the real life Land of the Rising Sun. This includes, but is not limited to, tales of me getting drunk off my ass, tales of chasing small children, tales of hiding from aforementioned small children, and so much more!

For those of you who do not know me, allow me a moment of minimally pompous repose while I gather my thoughts.... Minimally I said!

Ah Yes!

I am one of eJapans many, many political princes from bygone eras. You can tell from just a glance at my sumptuous avatar. And glance. And glance once more. Now stare. And take it all in. Good!



All right now allow me to be serious. Nay, I need not your permission, I shall do it regardless.

Who I am

Official eJapanese name: Hideyoshi William

Clan: Hideyoshi

Political Affiliation: United Lolis of Japan

Positions Held

-President of eJapan x1

-ULJ Party President x3

-Minister of Defense x4

-Minister of Internal Affairs x4

-Minister of Education x3

Note: The Ministry of Internal Affairs is probably defunct, but it was a sort of cross between a spy agency and records vault in my time 😛




I enjoy tempting lolis to join the ULJ, long walks on the beach, and shitting up the plans of Geezus and whatever the head serbs name is (too lazy and disinterested to check).

On a note related to recent politics I was the MoD during the Mitsunami war that the Tsunami MU apparently gets its name from. Yay me 😃

...Ok my attention span has been maxed out. You shall now get Lolis and love me for it.










-Hideyoshi William
In charge of getting the kitty properly drenched