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Happy Star Wars Day

Day 2,722, 02:55 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Neil Lewis

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HebronGazelle Day 2,722, 03:07

*Cheetah and Yoda walk into a restaurant, Cheetah is messily eating spaghetti while Yoda just sits and watches*
Yoda: Use the force Cheetah, use the force!
Cheetah: What force? Gravity? Electromagnetic? Strong nuclear? Weak nuclear?
Yoda: No, no, the force! The force!
Cheetah: But Master Yoda, I haven't practiced enough, you need to teach me the ways of the Jedi.
Yoda: You idiot, I said forks! You are meant to have learnt how to use forks when you were 3, but looking at the eUK I can understand why some people might still need to learn...

Neil Lewis Day 2,722, 03:13

shouldn't that last bit be:

"Idiot you, forks I said! Learnt how to use forks at age of 3 are you meant. Why some people might still need to learn, understand I. Looking at the eUK am I."

HebronGazelle Day 2,722, 03:17

"Idiot you are, forks I said! At the age of three, forks you learnt to use. Why some people might still need to learn, I understand. Looking at the eUK, I am."

Yoda doesn't say sentences this long, it looks wrong...

Neil Lewis Day 2,722, 03:28

still more Yoda like that yours 😛

maybe he'd say 4 sentences with pauses in between:

"Idiot you, forks I said!"

"Learnt how to use forks at age of 3 are you meant."

"Why some people might still need to learn, understand I."

"Looking at the eUK am I."

(last two might be reversed though)