Good Bad Ugly [Mostly Ugly]

Day 2,526, 10:04 Published in Canada Canada by Thedillpickl




Hi kids!


Whats so strange about being cleanly shaved?

Announcing the all new Canadian Shaved Beaver party.

> We are currently #5 party in Canada!
> We are now Far Right orientation. (Means we're crazy.)
> We are Totalitarian. (Don't take no crap.)
> Looking to bring peace to Canadian politics. (We will run things for you.)
> Without order nothing can exist - without chaos nothing can evolve. ~unknown

For the time being:
> All requests for Congress shall go by me.
> All appointments to party office shall go by me.
> All suggestions/request shall go by me.
(I like bullet points.)

As time allows I will PM with all party members to get their input. I will do my best to start a group PM of most everyone tonight. We will have a pow wow and decide how to proceed.

For now please consider me the Supreme Dick-tater of Canadian Shaved Beavers.




Situation Update

> AS Paki. √
> Wipe Paki. √
> Repel goat herder AS. √
> Kick Brits back across Atlantic. √
> Help Albania out of UAE. (In process.)
> Tour UK. (Starts later today.)
> Coming attractions: Help Croatia and Turkey lower determination in their colonies.

So far I hear nothing but words from our valiant enemies.

Canada prefers to talk with our tanks. We also are deeply grateful for our friends and allies. Together we will have a ball in the upcoming tournament. Canada sends respect to all friends.