Fun Times

Day 2,687, 03:01 Published in Australia Australia by Tobsta


Hello and welcome to the second edition of the Weekly Tobsta. Last edition, i said these articles would be coming weekly. Scrap that, this is daily, man!
Here are some riddles:

1: What has a foot but no legs?

2: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?

3: What comes down but never goes up?

4: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

5: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?

6: How can your pocket be empty and still have something in it?

7: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?

8: A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?

Answers:
1: A snail
2: Nothing
3: Rain
4: A candle
5: Mary
6: It can have a hole
7: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!
8: The doctor is his mum!

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