Editorial 10: Day 1,465 - The ANP, Just a Bunch of Crooks

Day 1,465, 03:55 Published in Australia Australia by Mr Crumpets


Good Evening eAustralia,

It's been quite a while since I wrote my last editorial, but thought it was wise to write one now, to keep the n00bs in the loop.

The Daily Crumpet upholds the ideals of the Green and Gold Party.
That is, to seek the truth and Keep the Bastards Honest.



No doubt, many of you would have come across this article by ANP Party President TJ Norton.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/bring-back-australia-and-keep-her-safe-australia-039-s-unity-government-1910421/1/20

The article promises a 'Unity Government' that will bring eAustralia together and solve our problems.

In between the lines, it tries to paint TJ Norton and his ANP colleagues as the people who will unite our nation for the better.

DON'T BE FOOLED - The ANP are a bunch of crooks.


Pic of TJ Norton during his eDaytime job

For those too young to remember, the ANP have had two Prime Ministers (Country Presidents) and both of them well and truly screwed the country.

The first was Sir_c0nstant.

At times seen as a war hero and a good senator, he longed to be the ANP's first Prime Minister and ended up being so.

He did have to overcome one prior hurdle and that was being sacked from the Ranger Bob government for abusing a script.

That script (IIRC) was meant to email new players on behalf of the government, but Sir_c0nstant abused the script and use it to recruit players to where............. you guessed it, the ANP!



Sir_c0nstant's time as Prime Minister ended in disgrace. It would be reveal that through some money laundering, he was stealing from eAustralia.

When asked to front the people of eAustralia... he went AWOL.



Later, we had the unfortunate pleasure of DocterDry as Prime Minister.

DD would go down as the ONLY Prime Minister to be impeached for incompetence!

An article on his epic failure as PM - promising so much, but failing to deliver when the heat was on - is here...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/editorial-08-day-1-342-no-one-fails-quite-like-the-anp--1830211/1/20

Another thing happened after that article which you all should note.

DD who ran on a platform of transparent government, deleted ALL his cabinet documents/threads before the interim H.Nelson government could take over.

Every other Prime Minister had put their cabinet threads into archive to allow scrutiny by the eAustralian people, BUT the ANP and DD would have none of that.

You see, that's the ANP's ball game. That want to be in charge. If they cannot be in charge, then they'll wreck it.



If TJ Norton wants a 'Unity Government', why has he not offered to be 'second fiddle' to another candidate and party?

Why does the ANP have to be the leaders of this Unity Government?

The facts are, the ANP rarely ever supports another party's candidate - it's always about them and their power trip.


On Election Day there will be a number of candidates, I've already seen SuperChristopher's intentions and I've heard rumour that SRG91 and one of eAustralia's oldest citizens are considering a run.

Whoever you choose on election day on the 5th of December, just do me a favour - don't believe TJ Norton's Unity crap.

Australia is a hotly contest and divided political country and always will be... vote for the guy you think can handle the heat in the kitchen.


Mr Crumpets
Founder of the Green and Gold Party
Former GGP Party President
Former GGP Campaign Manager
Former TBP Campaign Manager
Former ERA Campaign Manager
Former GGP Media Officer
Current Senator for New South Wales (GGP)
Former Minister of Information
Former Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs
Founder of the former Radio eAustralia News Podcast
Founder of the former eRepublik Radio
Undisputed Smear Campaign King of eAustralia