EBelgian GOV ´Secret files'

Day 3,069, 14:19 Published in Belgium Cyprus by Vincent Pain

Spotted on MCKitkat desk.





Everyone wants to be the runner of the world. Because running the world is awesome. But first, you'll need some other awesome things to rule the world.



Not everyone is gonna want you to take over the world, so you'll need an army. You can make one from robots, aliens, and (although boring) humans. But humans need food, while robots can run off the sun, and aliens eat humans for substanince (but your not human, your pure awesomeness in the form of a human). Humans are also REALLY unreliable, so I'd try and get one of the first two choices.




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The funny thing is that our Gov still thinks that they are democratic.