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Doing What United Faildom Does Best

Day 941, 14:44 • Published in United Kingdom USA

• by Cpl Useless

Thank you for reminding us why UK is complete joke, pretending to be important. Please continue to brag about battling Norway, with a population of less than 700 citizens listed, while not activating their MPPs. Limp-wristed blocks are cool!

When was the last time you activated an MPP like the 'power' you claim to be? Right before hiding in London wasn't it?

Must be real a real good time being an irrelevant piece in 😛enix, yet thinking of grandiose participation on your part.

What UK does best.

Also, brilliant match against powerhouse Algeria. Wait, let me guess. The plan was to block the USA while helping Slovenia?

Téigh trasna ort féin
XOXO

-Cpl Useless

Comments

Cpl Useless Day 941, 14:44

inb4UKjumpsonMexicobandwagon

Dylanb9216 Day 941, 14:51

I approve of this message.

Terribletiger Day 941, 15:01

That's rich coming from a guy named 'Cpl Useless' 😐

John Gormley Day 941, 15:03

A draw with Algeria! You'll definitely win the World Cup now! 😃

Cpl Useless Day 941, 15:10

Good one tiger, that's new and fresh.

I know irony is a tough concept...

Dylanb9216 Day 941, 15:17

@John, maybe in another 44 years!

Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 941, 15:23

😉
o7

Paschoall Day 941, 15:31

This man speaks the truth.

Hanzio Day 941, 15:43

LOL

Ian Arb Day 941, 15:58

This is how you defeat Algeria - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebf_WClS168">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebf_WClS1[..]lS168

Dishmcds Day 941, 16:03

Funny. I remember blocking while Hungary killed Spain, and we killed EDEN.

No wonder you haven't used the war module. You must not know how.

Cpl Useless Day 941, 16:41

If by 'we' you mean Phoenix, then yes good job by them. Timing and effort fell into place pretty well.

UK's effort is negligible. Yet you continue to troll Ireland like you're not tucking the 'pair' you have.

Conor Larkin Day 941, 17:11

DishlovesmakingUKfeelgoodaboutitselfmaxx xx

Joachim von Bremen Day 941, 19:24

Next commenter is a butt.

stealth_pirate Day 942, 00:37

Wow JvB you were right...

S7eve Day 942, 08:21

lol, I can smell buthurts.

Sean Power Day 942, 09:34

Ireland : 3
Algeria : 0

England : 0
Algeria : 0

mwahahahahahaha

Horice G Fossil Day 942, 10:43

@ Sean Power

England : in the World Cup
Ireland : NOT !

Horice 😛

Cpl Useless Day 942, 11:10

You really call what England is doing, being in the World Cup?

Silly Brits.

TheBluejay Day 942, 15:33

So, our RL football team if fail
This has any bearing on eRep events....how?

Longbaugh Day 942, 19:28

Ireland's national team sucks. Their club teams are worse. Considering it's the national sport that's pretty embarrassing.

Potatoes and beer with no bite.

Tony Bird Day 943, 04:41

If you really think that, then why don't you attack us?

holbs Day 943, 07:38

Stupid Ireland.

benni hill Day 943, 12:16

So England messing up in the World cup wow since some of us real life Brits aren't English couldn't really give a s*** how poorly they are doing.

Plus here is a clue England doesn't = UK ok.

Bob the terrorist Day 948, 14:15

Funny, I would have thought Americans of all people would know the difference between a country and a State. :/

Oh, wait. What was I thinking.

Tomazim Day 950, 13:33

So.. about those balls

Chris Cuthbertson Day 983, 10:45

yea, the UK can never decide if they wanna wear their balls tucked in or out every day, its like a shirt to them.

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