DAY 1448: THE DOCTOR IS IN
James S. Brady Press Room
DATE: November 7, 2011 - Day 1,448 of the New World
TIME: 17:00 NWT (New World Time)
PLACE: James S. Brady Press Room; The White House
THE DOCTOR IS IN: A new dawn begins in eAmerica. After an amicable campaign by all the Presidential candidates, the eUSA voted and the new President of the eUnited States of America is GoalieBCSC.
President Goalie has been busy getting to work on the issues at hand, but was able to take a moment yesterday to give a Quick update and Thanks! to the eAmerican people.
Today, the President personally handed me a piece of gause with the names of most the people serving on the Cabinet this month:
President: GoalieBCSC
Vice President/Secretary of the Interior: Dr. Jerseygirldani
Chief of Staff: PigInZen
Deputies: Artela, TBA
Secretary of Defense: Garmr
Deputies: Smack, Kijiman, RedOak
NSC Director: Vanek26
Deputies: Artela, Eli Crownover, Armadez, Kria Erikson, Kijiman,
OMS Director: TMG KRYTPIC X
Arm America Director: TBA
Secretary of State: Oblige
Deputies: Artela, Smack
Eternal Secretary of Education: Blank Keating
Deputies: Marcos the “Black”, TBA
White House Press Secretary: Sir Gulden Draak
Deputies: Jude Connors, TBA
Oval Office Radio (NPR) Executive Producer: Civil Anarchy
Secretary of Treasury: Kemal Ergenekon
Chancellor and Lord Protector of the Realm: Pfeiffer
Secretaries of Top Gun: Publius, Pauly Walnutz
Advisor to Top Gun: Chickensguy
As stated in his paper, President GoalieBCSC is emphasizing his motto:
It's simple... It's Genius... It's Winning...
And it starts with his Administration!!!
The President With A Message For ONE
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Are you trapped behind enemy lines? Get back to America, and help defend the nation!
Fill out this form, to get evacuated by the Flying Unicorn Squadron:
http://tinyurl.com/FlyingUnicornSquadron
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WHPR strongly recommends that you subscribe to:
- Conventional Wisdom, President GoalieBCSC’s paper.
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Jude Connors
Deputy Press Secretary
eUSA White House
...by the way, our Vice President is hawt...
Comments
THE DOCTOR IS IN, AMERICA!
THE DOCTOR IS IN!!!
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TOP GUN
nice
Voted o7
~hyuu~
Love you, Jude! 😁
o7
I hear Macros is a newb
Give me pain killers.
o/
what does BCSC stand for?
Big Cock, Succulent Cock ofc.
Goalie likes Chickens :3
VOTADO!
:3
LOVE YOU GOALIE
Good job.
TOP GUN
Two real doctors in charge? Country's in trouble now!
she was my vice president first