Dartreal EXPOSED!
Day 1,367, 04:01
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by Mr Crumpets
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The cake is a lie!
The real lie is how you stole my name Mr Crumpets! ;->
Look who's jealous. Don't you worry, you'll get what you deserve for these blasphemous articles, Mr Crumpets! >: D
All hail Dear Father! \o/
Read not these lies my children for Mr Crumpets is merely a puppet of the corrupt eAustralia government.
Crumpet cake?
If anything should be really hot, smothered in butter and honey and eaten, it should be a hot chick - not a crumpet.
Now I feel like having some scones.
Now i feel like going on a diet.
Now I feel this was a waste of 2 mins...
More propaganda by Crampots! and where are his legs??