Cry Me A River
Day 1,735, 23:22
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by Thedillpickl
Hi kids!
Here's a fun fact:
Battle Hero is an award given to a citizen for achieving the highest amount of damage in any battle.
reference given - http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Battle_Hero
Enter my new friend Norbengo. He's a quiet kinda guy. Doesn't get around much. But he takes his BH's very seriously. Today I hurt his feelings.
Poor Norbengo has himself a cry.
It seems while I was having a bit of fun burning off some damage to complete missions and rank up, I startled Norbengo. As I said, he takes his BH's seriously. I wasn't really planning on going BH hunting myself and didn't really have enough candy, nor did I wish to spend the gold to go heavy duty tanking, so I let it go.
Me going home.
Then I get the inevitable PM, "Ha ha, you lost!". Well yes, chest thumping in eRep is allowed after all, so I do the normal conciliatory "Yes, you beat me. But at least I completed some missions and ranked up for my trouble.".
Normally you would get a, "Good for you, see you later.", but no. It seems Norbengo wants to tell me to kiss his butt. He then continues to explain, "There's nothing better then kicking BH stealers butt.". I mention that I didn't want the BH and he was welcome to it, I was only having fun.
Not to brag, but I further explained what facilities I have for making rockets and tanks. (I got plenty, thank you.) Also that I simply did not wish to crush him. He insists on calling me a "kid" even though in RL I'm in my 50's. And to top it off he says I'm crying! He's the one that keeps going on about my attempt to steal his BH! lol
Anyhow, to tie this off. He keeps wanting to PM me. I don't want him to. He's pretty much challenged me. He asks if I plan to "stalk" him. He asks if I am trying to "scare" him. Well here you go Norbengo, here's your public forum, get to trolling brother.
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Norbengo seems like a douche....and calling him out with an article is sorta douchey..... Therefore it is even. I decree it to be so.
Some brats out there take this "battle hero" too serious. Some Rambo/Barney Ross fetish.
I've decided it's a much more nefarious scheme than that. I think these whiny chest-thumping morons are a special breed of eunuch planted by Plato to rile old folks into whipping out their wallets just to "teach that punk a lesson".
Shut up. It could happen.
How's that for a complex thought?
^___^
lol, rainy
+1
Yes, but I is douchey in the second part, not the first!
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rainy is scary.
Sounds like Norbengo is the frightened little kid.
No need to lie boy, you just tried to steal BH with your second rocket, but I've never let you get 1M closer to me and at the final seconds you even wasted that rocket too trying,to take that BH. Now you are writing a butthurt articles. :😁))
But the truth is: You failed :😁))
and I knew you were probably a butthurt about it a that you are usually a hot head so I tried to troll you and you failed again, these are just you tears a I love them :😁)
Here is the trolling part, it was my pleasure 😁
http://s12.postimage.org/4ha018b59/ted1.png
http://s12.postimage.org/navsy89d9/ted2.png
http://s12.postimage.org/drm44rlv1/ted3.png
Btw I have taken CH in that battle and I still have 10M dmg left in my candies so his stories about how he could have taken it are just some other lies as well. You really shouldn't lie so much ; )
Actually, I quite like Rainy's logic. It makes sense in a weird way.
And Pickl be glad you didn't get one of those messages that goes something like this.
"That was my training money you were trying to steal, you owe me half the gold, or I'll just take it away from you"
When we all know half of them probably can't anyhow.
lol for the last time, I don't really care that he or anyone else tried to take that BH from me, I was ready for it. Saw him coming and kicked his butt.
I just tried to troll him about his failure and it worked out just fine, this article has proved it :😁)
and to prove how little you cared about that medal you had to write an article about it? that by itself says you`re the one crying over it
this article is full of fail
LOL, Norbengo has invited friends!
Thank you for posting the screen shots. I could not do that or you may have sent a ticket to Admin saying that I posted private message.
Also thank you for proving that you are the one that is upset. I only offered you a place to bitch. You are the one that is actually bitchin'. 😃😃
Now please present your proof that I tried to steal your BH.
All I see is you pickl crying here..
Norbengo is a troll, he trolled you badly.... deal with it.
He trolled me once like that, but I also used to take this game too seriously. Now I just enjoy watching his work.
don't forget he's a serbian PTO'er also (seems not many ppl realize that)...
and send me some free wepz from those factories cry-boy xD
One of the windows Norbengo has open is apparently instructions on 'How to PRINT SCREEN..' -- you really didn't know how to prtsc?
Brawhahahahahahaha!
All you kiddies do is go "Nah-na-na-na-nah-na!"
Seriously, who are you people? I've never heard of you.
Part of the eRep losers club perhaps?
Wallachian - Butthurt Bulgarian CO of some cute little MU. Respectable stats, but obviously has a rich daddy with a credit card.
nem01able - From the US now but in a former eLife possibly MOFA Montenegro? I don't know, read his "About me". Stats are a bit puny.
Prodanov - Serbian nobody.
LOL BeDva, I love you man!
^Lmao
Plus obvious troll is obvious. If Norbengo truly titles himself as troll, he is a complete amateur shit one. Get back to 4chan and learn some, u 9gag newfag.
Meh, don't get me started on "stealing BH's".
Fact is, it ain't yours til you got it. Simples.
*shrug*
Pickl, can you see your comments? Why are you the only one who sounds like a butthurt here? Why do you feel the need to insult ppl that don't agree with your rage?
Take it easy, this is just a game. You tried to take BH, you failed. Then you got trolled, so what? Take it like a man and move on, learn something.
+ It seems like you have spent over 6Mil of dmg in that round. It's way to much for someone who just burned some dmg and from the prt scs it is obvious that you have used two q4 rockets, that's a lot of money. It seem like you have also used your second rocket in the final seconds of the round. So why is your story so full of holes?
😃😃 Why is such a profound Serb as yourself concerned about little ol' me? I am laughing at you, yes you! I have not insulted, no mean words have been said to you. Do you not like the fact that I can see your profile page? Does it bother you that I mention your IN GAME eNationality? Are you bothered by the fact that your stats are unremarkable and mundane?
Also, I have failed only when my friends tell me I have failed. The opinion of someone I have never met, that I have no reason to respect is unimportant to me. I will be around to bother you with the troll long after you desire it.
Also I grow tired of the "if", "maybe", "perhaps". Norbengo spent over 7 mil in that round because he was afraid of me and thought I might drop another 1m. Show me proof to shut me up.
Some people needs to chill
I find it FN hilarious that Norbengo is upset that he almost lost a BH medal, first of all they are not worth the effort or expense; second of all having a bunch of BH medals only proves you care so much about winning them you're willing to spend RL money to get one. Any citizens who complains about getting one stolen obviously doesn't understand that they aren't yours till you actually win them....
bigcdizzle Day 1,735, 23:44
Norbengo seems like a douche....and calling him out with an article is sorta douchey..... Therefore it is even. I decree it to be so.
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thanks dill, always fun to read butthurt children trying on logic, and calling it trolling
Emerick to peace of pi | 2 days ago
Reported. All of the insults, foul language, and trolling. All of it. Total of 15 reports. Enjoy your ban.
children when you get a message like the one above, then you have trolled someone
Norbengo? Lol, a Serbian, pretending to be American, thinking he can fool someone. What really upsets him is that he lost a lot of gold on that medal.
Nicely done Thedillpickl, you made another e-enemy poor 😃
Wow the criteria for trolling has really gone down. What Norbengo did is called being a dick/arrogant ass. To troll someone you have to make them have an angry response. lrn2troll
To troll someone means to upset him, to make him pissed. You can see the private messages again, then this article and Pickls comments in it. Ohhh yes he is trolled :😁))
Pickl, these are just some pixels take is easy ; )
To Croats: Everybody in the eUS, here and on eusaforum, knows that I am Serbian. I have never hidden it, why should I? I am even eUSA ambassador to eSerbia, so calling me a Serb is like saying that Michael Jackson was not a white person.
Take care :😁
but Micheal Jackson bought being white...
Maybe he shouldn't have trolled you, but otherwise he's a cool guy.
"Thedillpickl
Part of the eRep losers club perhaps? Wallachian - Butthurt Bulgarian CO of some cute little MU. Respectable stats, but obviously has a rich daddy with a credit card."
Lolz, you`re wrong in pretty much everything there. At first I thought you`re just a frustrated kid who lost his candy and now insults others who dont agree with him. But then i read that youre 50 years old?? And that is how you treat others and how mature you are at such an advanced age?
That is sad...
lol, boys fighting over BH medal. I would kick both your butts : )
Romper, dafuq?! he's got 10 BH's > he's not a BH hunter > he didn't lost nothing. Only you big tanks cry over 5 gold : ) Maybe you don't, it's just your kids probably who cry over their lunch money : P
I go back to the screen shots kindly provided by Norbengo to see where I am "pissed".
Page 1
>He calls me "boy" to rub it in I suppose.
>I respond saying "Good for you".
>He tells me I "kissed (his) butt".
>I ask "how so?".
>He says "There's nothing better than kicking BH stealers butt".
>He also makes a big deal about my using 2 rockets. So what if I did? They are my rockets!
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>I point out that I make a ton of crap, so other than buying the occasional candy bar BH's cost me nothing.
>I further point out that once I had completed my missions and ranked up I quit. I had acheived my goal.
>Since he has been rude I also point out that he has not advanced very well for someone who has played the game for 3 years.
>I ask how a BH is stolen.
>He calls me a "kid".
>He starts on the rocket thing again. It is important to his argument somehow.
>He tells me to keep "crying".
>I lose my patience speaking with a child or child like mentality and say he is "fulla shit", remind him he has the "trinket".
"">He also makes a big deal about my using 2 rockets. So what if I did? They are my rockets!"""
Yesterday it used to be: ""Your so fulla shit your eyes are brown! ""
Nice to see you finally admitting a lie, maybe there's a hope for you yet old man ; )
Yes, all the things I said were spoken just to piss you off. Why? cuz I knew you are an arrogant hothead and that you will be easily pissed off :😁))
Page 3
>He continues with the rocket, mentions that I am "lying" and it's "pathetic".
>Again with the "crying". I don't get it. If a Serb is losing an argument, and has nothing further to say, do they usually resort to playground taunts?
>I point out that his argument is BS.
>I explain that I don't do a lot of things in eRep anymore. Then I say that I will make an exception in his case. (The reason for this article.)
>He starts on the rocket again.
>He asks "do you want to keep some dignity boy?".
>I say that he may do as he sees fit and asks that he quit pestering me.
>In a colorful way I tell him he can't take a joke.
>I remind him this is a browser game.
>I remind him that all I did was poke some buttons.
>I point out that if he cannot act as adult it is not my problem.
>I repeat that if he doesn't quit PM'ing me I will troll him.
>He accuses me of lying again (with no proof).
>He feels scared or he wouldn't mention it.
>He metions that I might stalk him. (Like I would fly to Serbia to look his ass up! lol)
Sorry for the length, but felt I should clear the air.
" " ">He also makes a big deal about my using 2 rockets. So what if I did? They are my rockets!"""
Yesterday it used to be: ""Your so fulla shit your eyes are brown! " "
Taken completely out of context. You simply put to unrelated statements together to try to make the conversation appear different. FAIL
"Nice to see you finally admitting a lie, maybe there's a hope for you yet old man ; )"
I don't recall admitting to a lie. Prove me wrong.
Now you taunt with "old man", yesterday I was "boy". Which is it? Make up your mind or get lost peasant.
"Yes, all the things I said were spoken just to piss you off. Why? cuz I knew you are an arrogant hothead and that you will be easily pissed off 😁)"
When have I acted pissed off? When have I been arrogant? When have I been a hothead? Prove your point or get off my porch.
I have responded to the only 'proof' you have offered so far. The attempt to make me look bad by posting screen shots of our Private Message is very child like. Do you pout often when mommy won't buy the candy for you at the check out line?
Shit just got real
Dill won.
Mr. Dill Pickl, you must be such a role model for your children or grandchildren. I wonder what do you answer when they ask how grandpa spent his day.
Do you tell them you play a game with people half or even one third of your age? And get frustrated when you lose so in revenge you write articles "to teach them a lesson". If anybody dares not to agree with you, you insult and patronize them. You make judgements and you twist the truth in order to win an argument on the internet? lol