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Congressowo - teaser.

Day 2,856, 05:42 • Published in Poland Poland

• by El Hasky

Soundtrack

This year *badum badum*
-Your mission require skill that no ordinary man can obtain.

The challenge *badum badum*
-You have to put everything between 500-1k words.

The impossible *baduuuuuum*
-You are limited to 3 pictures...

The Insurmountable Obstacle *badumbuadumbadumabuadum*
-This is madness! We have to cover last 7 days. With no boobs! YOU PHAGGOTS!

The Magnum Opus. *baduuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmpitokilecieliznieba*
-We will use longpost. Longest picture with highest density of boobs in the universe
-ARE YOU CRAZY!? THIS WILL BLOW THE WORLD!!!
-I'm sure that SOMETHING will be blown.

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