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So I am running for congress for the first time.

As a spokesman for my party I plan to be their voice. I know that my party is greater than me and there I shall be their pawn. I have been chosen by my party because I am a loud voice and I will speak well for them.

I also know that the eUSA is greater than my party, which as aforementioned, is greater than me.

Also I plan to put into activation a law I call "Slaphandling". Some of you are familure with the people who are called "panhandlers" Well, I am rather tired of those folks, in the city I live in they are everywhere, and like I said, I am tired of them. SO, I will enact into law "Slaphandling" to which if a person comes up to me and says, "Yo, man, won't chew gimmie five dollas?' The law shall state that the person being asked can do one of two things, 1. Give said panhandler the money, or 2. Slap said panhandler. This shall be an open handed slap, not a punch, nor kick. Biting is right out, you do not want to bite these people; they smell like 50 shades of crap.
Notice there are only 2 options, slapping or handing out money, anyone who chooses neither shall also be slapped.
This law should clear up a few of these people of off the street, lowering the level of annoyances I get each day and improving the air quality.

More plans shall unfold when I am elected to congress and begin my doing of congress stuff. I’ll be voting for things, hiring interns, speaking to school children, hire another intern after the first one quits for unspecified reasons due to the gag order she signed upon taking the job, and so on.

Thank you for your support.