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Yes you! That's right! Roll up, roll up! I am personally putting up the prizes for this!



Firstly a short history lesson. Have any of you heard of the word Sard!??

What you ask?

Sard - before the word f**k existed (it started to be used by the 15th century), sard was the word people in medieval England used to describe having sex. For example, when the 10th century monk Aldred made an Old English translation of the Bible, and came to Matthew 5:27 (“Audistis quia dictum est antiquis non moecharberis”), which says that one should not commit adultery, he writes it as “Gehered ge fordon acueden is to ðæm aldum ne gesynnge ðu [vel] ne serð ðu oðres mones wif’, which in modern English means, “You have heard that it was said to them of old, don’t sin, and don’t sard another man’s wife.”

Now, if somebody said to me "LordRajIndia, go sard yourself", I would have wondered what on earth you were on about!

Or what about "LordRajIndia, you pretend you went to private school, but you're just a crooked-nosed knave."

Or "LordRajIndia, five selfies in thirty seconds? You're such a cox-comb, Kanye West would be jealous."

At this point, I would think you had lost the plot!!



So, what has this got to do with anything and what is the competition you ask??

Very sadly, there have been a lot of abusive and insulting comments made on articles in which I happen to be the topic of. Now, lets not start any blame games or cause any more anger or upset. Instead, I'm offering you the chance for one time only to release all that anger, abuse and insults directly at me in the comment section below. Get it out of your system and put an end to abuse in others articles! By doing so, you will enter the competition for the best.

The Rules:
1) My name must be included in the insult (see my examples above).
2) No profanity or genuine abuse will be accepted. These could get you banned!
3) The insults must be humorous and unusual such as 'cox-comb' or 'crooked-nosed knave', can be completely made up or genuine ones used in times gone by.
4) Insults to only be posted in the comment section and not used anywhere else during or after the competition period.

The Prizes:
I will judge all entries and award prizes to the funniest and unusual insults!

1st Prize: 5 Gold and 2000cc
2nd Prize: 3 Gold and 1000cc
3rd Prize: 2 Gold and 500cc

So, what are you waiting for! You have until the end of Sunday, but late entries may still be accepted dependant upon total number of entries.

Results will be published in an article next week and rewards given to the winners, also with the meanings of all other insults mentioned in this article.

Good luck you pigeon-livered rat bags! Start insulting me!