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CAUGHT IN THE ACT

Day 2,688, 10:21 • Published in Netherlands China

• by SKYJACKED

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One night a little boy & girl walk in on her parents having sex.
The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her son & daughter looking at them and she immediately stops.

“What are you doing, Mommy?” asks her daughter
The mother too embarrassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer.
“Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy’s tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.

” The little girl replies, “Well, mommy you really shouldn’t bother with that.”

The mother has a confused look on her face, “Why do you say that sweetheart?”

Her little brother suddenly replies, “Because mommy, every time you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.”

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