Candor: The FULL RESOURCES President: A forest of puberty erupts into fire!

Day 1,899, 21:29 Published in USA USA by Candor

"If you're being chased by a police dog, don't go through a tunnel up a teeter totter then through a hoop of fire. They train for that."





CAMPAIGN TIME OUT: Candor side bar:

I don't know Jason Statham much, our paths just haven't crossed. But I wanted to say that I appreciated his clean campaign. In addition, his ideas with regard to a more open government are nearly universally endorsed. We'd all like to feel a greater sense of "team" and "involvement".

Thank you Jason for your involvement and leadership in our nation, past and future. You're a well liked person, and the team and the community are much better places thanks to your contributions.

Best regards~
Candor

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The Pants Administration will be rebuilding and restoring the US Ambassador Program.

To this end, I have appointed John Francis Wilander of the USWP to the position of Deputy Secretary of State for Ambassadorial Affairs (elect).

John will be spending the next week recruiting, posting, organizing, and balls deep in PM'ing potential and assigned American Ambassadors around the world.

If you would like a posting in this important and exciting State Department program, please contact John in the next few days.

While I've taken an early lead in coordinating the resurrection of this program, I have reached out to John Killah and offered him equal opportunity to be informed, and to formulate, all things related to this program with John Wilander as well.

I'd like to win the election, but this program is bigger and more important than either candidate. I hope JK will accept an early role in overseeing JW's progress, so that in the very small chance that JK were to win the elction (tongue in cheek), he'll be up to speed and ready to carry forward this valuable national outfit.

Thanks for applying, and the Ambassador Program awaits some very important people!


Apply To: John Francis Wilander
US Deputy Secretary of State for Ambassadorial Affairs (elect)






And while we are announcing announcements...

Dictator-Elect Candor has created The Independent Office of Public Information.

Led by a Pubilc Information Officer, or PIO for short, this PIO will have Cabinet access but will be completely independent of The Executive and staff. The PIO will be charged with the independent dissemination of information to the nation as this person deems both safe with regards to national security, and necessary for the freedom of information in a democratic society.

This office is not that of the Executive Press Corps/Media.

This person, once appointed, can be removed from office only by a 2/3 vote of the nations mechanically elected Congress, for reason of intentional grievous harm to the nation via the release of national security related information.

If you have questions on the operations of The Executive and can't get them answered through other channels, this person will also act as the citizens ombudsman for information access.

The position has been offered to the nations most qualified individual, and today we are happy to announce that she has accepted!

Bia Pandora will be safe guarding the people's interests, as our first Public Information Officer, heading the The Independent Office of Public Information.

Essentially, Bia will be doing her own thing, without guidance or supervision. She has complete authority to release any information she chooses at any time, and will be given access to all information within the Executive Office.

She's you in the Oval Office.

And as a citizen, I hope she does a fantastic job of it!


Very Best Regards~

Candor
Dictator Elect
President Elect
Respect the pants

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