By the Power of the Golden Tablet
Day 1,629, 18:41
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by dodial
My dear fellow citizens, now that you voted me in, I must inform you that I am not who you think I am. I have been cleverly living amongst you, gaining your trust and spinning my web of evil around the country .. muahahaha
I am the descendant of the Sun God. and now that I have absolute power over your realm, I will awaken the evil falcon army using the curse of the Golden Tablet. The world shall now be mine... and so shall all of your money and resources.... muahahahahah
Dance my puppets dance..
Your Sovereign Emperor for Life
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I bet your faces looked like the Mongolian guy in the picture when you read this.. muahahah.. 🙂.. I am totally going to the funniest president ever..
Relax I am just kidding.... or am I.. o.0
btw... see if you guys can pick up the odd thing out in the previous article. Wake up zombies 😃
I dunno how to dance :- / what should I do?
Shite, I was expecting a bikini clad lady : -/
you don't need to know... you don't need to move, you don't need to do nothing... that the point of puppets 😃... i pull the strings 😃
if the bikni lady was your pick from the previous article.. try again : - D
nah that wasn't the odd thing, thing is you were supposed to be my humble servant ^ _^ or so I think : P
this term is gonna be fun.. : )
no av.. wrong again.. : D
: O
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Now I am right : D and man I loled real hard
>j. Minister of Population Welfare and Birth Control
(thums up) ; )
I put it in to see how many people actually read before voting. But then I know that you do, so I suppose it was easy to miss : D
its been ages to read something like that in epakistan.....
good luck ppl! 😉
o7
Seems that you love these kinds of games : P
like it 🙂
: D
TROLL 😃
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dude i have a very useful trick up to my sleeves for such conditions....smoke of burning red chilies....buhahahaha....once we will use it on u,all evil ideas will vanish and imagine ur pretty dance😃
lol Noshal