BROT UND WAFFEN UM SONST [EINFACH KOMMENTAR DRUNTER SCHREIBEN]

Day 1,493, 05:55 • Published in Austria Pakistan • by Dimow Brando

Es tut mir traurig, leider bist du zu spät.

Hello,
fellow Austwryyyyans.

I just wanted to drop a few lines about my arrival in your country.
Now there is a reason I chose this region:

And it's pretty simple actually.
It's 'cause I like dem girls doing oral to my Berg.
Vote the article if you get the joke. If not, go wash your hands.

The fact that I just got the Austwryyan citizenship, doesn't mean I'm not involved in politics.
I'm like the president in shadow.
But since that's too troublesome, I gave that job to a guy that likes troublesome jobs.
My job now is to spread the word of Dio.
Yeah..as in Dio Brando and Dioism.
Does not ring a bell?

You can read more about it in here/ here. But don't forget to wash your hands before opening the link.

*followed by a glorious picture of the Führer himself*


Well, that's all for today. I don't want your system to crash.
I'll be around if you need me.
By the way I joined the military, 'cause I'm cool like that.

P.S. Thank you, Vaio Carbono


Sincerely yours,
Daniel Dimow
*grorious picture of himself*