Brobama to fight off Serbs-Forigs and Romney

Day 1,779, 14:29 Published in USA USA by GloveisLove


On elections

So I logged in for a good 30 minutes, read the top news, and jaskashksajhjask

Seems my old friend Fluffy is running again.

What to make of this?

I saw accusations of secret elections/appointed elections. In all likelihood these are true, but that doesn't really surprise you, does it? I mean, that circle-jerk room of ego-strokers is huge.

HUGE.

WELL,

PERSONALLY I'm going to vote for Henry Arundel, for a democratic and intelligent America.

LOL NOT.

Screw that. If anything we should cock-block him from the chair again just for lulz and giggles.

John Largo

Personally, I'd throw my support for John Largo. He's an oldfgt but he has character, or at the very least he's not a jack***. He was the first person ever to endorse me for Congress, and while that in itself does not mean a lot, it meant a lot to me back in the day when I was all carefgt and wanted to make a name for myself.

So John, old buddy, if I could vote a thousand times, I'd spend them all for you, not this Mitt Romeny wanna-be clown.

EDIT: Seems Largo isn't on the list, so vote for fingerguns cause she is so kawaii that she'll flash us if she wins.

The Other Guys

Some of you may be concerned that intensifying the election between Largo and Romney will give the election to Hannibal.

In all likelihood, that will probably happen.

So learn to speak Serbian.

Or Eden-ite, I don't know who is going to PTO-liberate-whatever-you-want-to call-it America first.

But the point is, you should not let fear-mongering sway your vote. Vote how you please. The very reason a lot of forigs are in this country is because the fear-mongerers screwed up and let them in here in the first place.

Their fault, not yours, do what you want, and if the outcome isn't pleasant for you, then correct it next month.

Where The Nation Should Go

I saw this article when I was perusing. Pakistan--Cool.

Venezuela-Meh.

Personally I like Colombia more but seems they are full-blown infected with Eden.

But this isn't that bad of an alliance list. My opinion, get more cool nations like Russia and Germany in on it. A lot of ex/Terra nations would qualify for the alliance I think. Think about it broskis.

Whatever, BROZIL S2



LET IT BE.



Stop trying to be the good guys all the time. Honor, courage, and loyalty died so long ago. There are some of you that swear to these morals. And for that, I respect you, but I'm sorry to tell you that you're playing the wrong game. It simply doesn't exist here, at least not at the national level from what I can see. Perhaps on the community-level you can argue it does. But the very nations that call you brother will stab you in the back a month from now if it benefits them. Don't believe me? Go read eRepublik history, you'll see.

I think for once in eUSA's history, we should start being the bad guys. Being the good guy was never fun, so light the world on fire, and let freedom ring. There should never be a time when you think to yourself, I could "never" ally X nation, there are no white knights, no dark knights, just a big compost heap of decaying matter.


ALSO OBAMA IS VISITING MY COLLEGE TOMORROW, LEGGO MADTOWN