Big Happenings In Asia

Day 2,351, 19:48 • Published in Japan Republic of China (Taiwan) • by Natalia Poklonskaya

Asia is in near constant strife with itself.
Recently, Malaysia was wiped out again, this time by the greedy Indonesia.
Indonesia now owns almost every island in Southeast Asia!
A resistance has sprung up in the once-malay state of Sarawak and also on the once-filipino island of Mindanao.

In other news, and more importantly, Taiwan has allied itself with China.
China has crushed the short-lived hopes of the North Korean people.
Because of this grim turn of events, it will be nearly impossible to free ourselves unless we persuade China to assist us.

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