Battlefield Analysis Day 2132

Day 2,132, 14:57 • Published in Switzerland Canada • by Thedillpickl

The South shall rise again!


Hi kids!

My analysis: We lost.




Pickle's Special History

Hannibal crossed the Alps in 218 BC. Why? Because he was pissed at the Romans. (Might have been the Romanians, but I'm pretty sure it was the Romans.) Anyhoo, he wanted to kick some beehind so he brought these elephants with him. I know everyone thinks of the circus and peanuts but these were the Q7 tanks of the day. Back then, when you saw a mess of these babies comin' on the battlefield you ran.

Long story short, Hannibal lost a few elephants in the Alps. (How someone can misplace something that big I do not understand.) Some found their way into Switzerland. Swiss farmers noticed that they ate a bit more than cattle. They also pooped more. However, keeping one or two around was handy when one of the cows stepped off a cliff. They'd tie a rope around the cow and just pull it up with the elephant. Many cattle are saved to this day in the exact same manner. But still, they are just mostly a novelty.




Switzerland Thanks Slovenia

The recent loss handed us by Slovenia and the overly productive elephant herd of late has our farmers reaching a unique solution. They've sent the over abundance of Swiss elephant to Slovenia. This is just a little thank you from your friends.


Swiss elephant decorating the streets of Slovenian city.

P.S. We've feed them nothing but prunes for a month. Enjoy!