Baaaad!!!

Day 2,533, 05:26 • Published in Canada Serbia • by Nyx Lynx
I’m a little late on this article, so kinda cramming in a few things…

So I been baaaad. I didn’t use the A, B, C, D, E or F-word but I went an alphabet further and used the G-word!

Goat! OMG I said it again! 😮

Diabolical!


Hehe 😃 it started when I saw a few Albanians shouting that Canada was Servian puppet and provoking us with a silly failstrike, so I thought I would troll them back a bit, made goat jokes and wrote a couple of articles in Serbia. All harmless.

I got some moral lessons from the self-righteous, not so surprisingly, all from the other side who would probably have been cheering it if it was written against their “enemies”. Some lopsided sense of fairness.

As one my favorite saying from Bibley goes, “The road to hell is paved with good intentions.”



If advisors in their ivory tower want to sit on a moral promontory and preach down to the lower rungs of the e-society, you better get proper arguments that are at least cogent and intelligent or just be funny. Also I would like to see you all stand up against your own side when they are wrong, clearly wrong.

But instead saying "I collect fans, I am famous" or lame things like that will fetch a weirdo reply from me. Also I can do the self-righteous drama more convincingly huehuehue -devil horns-



Hehe ok I’m just pulling your leg. It’s fun to see the debates that happen in my shouts.

Also who are these fans yo? Why are you all not donating free stuff to me? 😃

And I have in the past made goat jokes, pig jokes, cow jokes, duck jokes, cat jokes, unicorn jokes, lemmings jokes (Did you know lemmings were real animals? Irresistibly cute!)and might very likely continue doing it because there is nothing to it.

Whoever attacks Canada will get trolled
: >


Incidentally goats are also an integral part of SUFFER.

First wheel was --- The Purity of the Duck
Second wheel was --- The Father, The Son and The Holy Goats.

I am not making it up. It has been written.

Anyway, Canada well done on a wonderful campaign. Post China, people were sitting around playing safe but Canada ignored it all and did a great job. It would have been boring otherwise. CP Rylde took initiative and his team delivered.

I am sure everyone has been formally thanked by the government and I would personally like to thank everyone who helped out, my MU, my friends from Serbia, Argentina, Norway etc


We also kicked UK (Junior – lol brilliantly coined) who attacked us by using the fancy word “gang” but it is nothing but “herd” mentality and they got banged instead.

Speaking of herd-mentality, another herd attack was thwarted with great success by Greece. They wiped all the perpetrators with great style.

It was comical when I saw shouts from Fyrom saying Plato deliberately rigged it and the bugs were in the favor of Greece.

Oh come on, we all know that it wasn’t a deliberate ruse, Plato is really THAT incompetent on both the sides. I have said it already, chimps code this game by trial and error.


Next article will be about SUFFER. I can’t delay it anymore. I got busy in RL and I also somewhat dread starting it, out of fear. Not fear of failure but that of success.



The first thread sometimes had peaked up to 100+ messages per day when Finway was in heat.

SUFFER might be whacko for people but deal with it. I am bored out of my wits seeing the same lame game. I see some political things being said about SUFFER. It is more than a party. I don’t like too much party politics tbh

I can see some arguments going on, don’t know what you all talking about since we have not even started on things but know this…

I can stir up a storm if I am in a mood for such mischief and damn it gets really bizarre after that cos I don’t even know mang, I do things differently. I am not even human.

But I am not in a mood for fighting. I like Canada. It has SPIRIT, something that is sorely lacking in other countries. It is also open-minded. So, I probably am in a mood for creating nice things and lurve : >

SUMMARY: (tl;dr version)



1. Goats can’t fly
2. I need more moral lessons cos I am possessed by the devil
3. Canada’s got big balls
4. We all shall SUFFER!

Storm in-coming,




Nyx Lynx

(The sinner – smirk)

PS: To the ones with impeccable moral rectitude, I don’t need your advice, I need an exorcist.

Listening to this...

I've been a bad, bad girl
I've been careless with a delicate man
And it's a sad, sad world
When a girl will break a boy just because she can

Don't you tell me to deny it
I've done wrong and I want to suffer for my sins
I've come to you 'cause I need guidance to be true
And I just don't know where I can begin

What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feeling like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed
To the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love

Heaven help me for the way I am
Save me from these evil deeds before I get them done
I know tomorrow brings the consequence at hand
But I keep living this day like the next will never come

Oh help me but don't tell me to deny it
I've got to cleanse myself of all these lies 'till I'm good enough for him
I've got a lot to lose and I'm bettin' high so I'm begging you
Before it ends just tell me where to begin