Australian Air Strike
Day 2,921, 19:14
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Published in Australia 
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by Aus Prime Minister Office
ENGLAND it is payback time
Greetings eAustralia,
Well as you might of all noticed, our aircraft have been fuelled and prepared, our troops have been loaded and we are ready to take to the skies.
Now some of you might be asking, why the UK? Why attack someone that could swat us out of the sky like a fly? Why pick on Mother England…. Well let me give you a few reasons…
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Sporting
The biggest one is sport. We all know that Australia and England have one of the greatest sporting rivalries, we all know that we do combat against them in multiple codes, be it Rugby League or Union (unsure if they even made it past the first game in the RWC??) and Cricket to name a few.
In these sports, there have been many injustices committed against our beloved homeland.
- the battle of Ballymore between Australia and a majority-English British and Irish Lions in 1989 (watch)
- the ”Bodyline“ Ashes Test series of 1932–3 (read)
- The rivalry between the British cycling champions Victoria Pendleton and Australia’s Anna Meares
- The recent Ashes…. We want it back NOW!! (Australians can cry)
Music
Not all the issues we have with the UK are sport related (yes a lot of them are), but it is also in music and television. The fact England steals our star’s and pretend they are theirs, they steal even our worse ones and promote them so we have to listen to their horrible voices.
- Kylie… you can keep her music, but we want her body back (mmmm tasty)
- Jason, you made him into a star and you still keep him on TV ewww (Cut your ears off)
- The worst… People thinking AC/DC is English. I say “hell NO!!” they are Australian. (Rock out)
Others
Well the list will always go on, but I am getting too angry in seeing everything that England has ruined or stolen from us. I mean, hell give us back our top right corner of our flag
, you have even stolen that!!!- You sell Fosters in England and say it is the taste of Australia.
- You kicked us out of your country 200 odd years ago, just because we stole a loaf of bread.
- Your appointed Governor General sacked our PM Gough Whitlam, I mean come on, you guys sacked our PM!!
- English backpackers, you can have them back.
- Our white beaches being ruined by sunburnt brits.
And last but not least…. I am KING BOB!! it is my minion destiny to take the crown of England!!
Enjoy your TP medals Australia and most of all have some FUN
MoD Intel and Battle Plans: Here
MoFA Article: Here
Thanking you again,
Rusty D
Loyal citizen of eAust.
Elected CP/Dictator of eAustralia
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MoFA article:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-mofa-as-on-euk--2565697/1/20
Good luck Australia! o7
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Lighten up.
Good luck friends! o7
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And too anyone who takes this seriously... dude, lighten up. If you cant see by the paper the humour that it is
We shall regain our honour! We crooks and peasants shall overthrow them Limeys! Short Live The Queen!
Invasion of eUK is a shorted sighted and ill advised move.
eAUS will regret this expensive and ultimately doomed expedition - whilst resources are being poured into overseas attack to home defences will be much reduced and homeland is vulnerable to attack!
resources? It is privately paid for and funded. There is always reserves to defend the homeland.
ill advised? prob... most likely... but as I explained in the PM to your MoFA and your MoD, it is for a bit of fun. Of all countries, RL UK should understand the love between Australia and UK.
And if you are taking any of the three articles seriously, you should try and lighten up.
d*e to SPECTRE impostors.....
Fun time!
o7
5 years for what you did. The rest because you tried to run.
yes 24601
My name is AMDeeeeee
Time to whip some Wallaby butt!! Bring it
"butt". No true blue aussie (or brit) would use that word. It is an Arse, with huge emphasis on the pronunciation being aarrrrsss.
Neil.
You can have Kylie and Jason back. And Rolf Harris (although, ironically, he came from one of our old prisons and is now in one of our newer ones).
But you can't have the Ashes. Because ... ya know ... WE WON.
PS who's Anna Mears?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Meares
Cyclist that had a big issue with an English cyclist. And it is good to see someone seeing the humour in the article (I did leave Rolf out of it for a reason... we dont think he is Australian and you can keep him locked up). Also with Plato's epic b'day, it is perfect timing for all involved for the TP, PP and BHs
slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags
Препаре фор вар!
It's your end, Australia.
Maybe a good one.
But most likely a bad one.
Disgrace.
We've got a King, thank you. His name is Woldy. You can have our other "King", Willy, if you want, cos we don't want him.
Shame your airstrike didn't land, by the way. My heart bleeds for you 😉
Knew it would be hard, but it was quite some fun and manage to get quite a few TP medals and BHs out of it.
Was surprised it was that close.... even more surprised that Colin had to set COs against just me in Div 2. Would be tempting to do a yearly thing around the time of the Ashes 😃
The Ashes isn't a yearly event...plus it's a series between England and Australia, rather than Australia, Japan and Egypt and you are too cowardly to fight us one-one-one...so I don't see how that would work.
wow.... just wow...
Yes it is not a yearly event, it is every 4 years, but imagine trying to do it here in eRep every 4 years.... it was more a point of helping keep the friendly rivalry. And if it was a complete and evil legit attack, why would I of messaged your MoD and MoFA before the attack and tell them if by the rare chance we landed, the taxes would be paid back etc?
Would have to be every 4 months then since a year is a month in erep 😛