Announcment From The Supreme Leader

Day 2,623, 09:02 Published in Israel Israel by Admiral General Mickey

Dear citizens of Republic of Wadiya.

This is your eternal supreme leader speaking. As you know, the presidential elections are coming up. By virtue of the power given to me by myself I announce the end of the democracy regime in Wadiya. Starting next month there will be only one leader! Instead of congress there will be a slave council which is going to supervise you, the slaves. In order to do so, Wadiya will sell its regions in return for a pointy warhead. At this point I would also like to announce that our nuclear program is progressing fast, however we are missing some scientists. To solve this problem we are going to kidnap American scientists and make them work for us. This program is the best thing that has ever happened to Wadiya, except for my arrival of course. In a few weeks Wadiya will go for a war. Get your guns ready because we are going to AMERICA!

Dear citizens, at the 5th of the month there is only one choice: Admiral General Mickey. Other candidates are outlawed! Choosing one of them will be resulted with a great punishment by our supreme court in which I am the only judge. I would like to remind you the latest law which allows you to Aladeen goats in public. Camels are still outlawed. Great days are coming! Wadiya will soon rule the world, I promise.



May we have an Aladeen month!